What are the signs bringing to the picnic? Aries: cream cheese and cucumber finger sandwiches š Taurus: the āspecialā brownies. Gemini: nothing but a fighting spirit against pollen Cancer: extra strong allergy medsĀ Leo: bringing the char-cootcherie board Virgo: A...
The signs during Spring break: Aries: CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAYS RAHHHH Taurus: Doing nothing but cooking, sleeping and recoveringĀ Gemini: already in hot girl summer gear Cancer: Thrifting a whole new wardrobeĀ Leo: Making friends with everyone at the beach Virgo:...
The signs go on a date… Aries: silently takes notes to debrief with the besties later Taurus: kum n goĀ Gemini: immediately exposes all of their red flags Cancer: Falls in love after being shown the absolute bare minimum Leo: has a mental breakdown and goes...
The signs walk into a bar… Aries: orders a shirley templeā¦ extra cherries Taurus: Immediately turns around because the bartender is cute Gemini: tries to charm the bartender for free drinks (and fails) Cancer: sees a man and walks outā¦ Leo: is this the punch...
The Signs Snowed-in Aries: sleeping for 12 hours straight Taurus: debating on redownloading dating apps due to boredom Gemini: on the fourth rewatch of Grey’s Anatomy Cancer: Rearranging my room for the 100th time Leo: losing my mind. Virgo: ate shit on the ice...
The signs go home for Thanksgiving: Aries: All I need are my cats and a mega-pint of wine Taurus: If I hear one more comment about my āholeyā jeans Iām going to stuff myself into the turkey Gemini: STUFFING IS DISGUSTINGā¦ and no one can change my mind Cancer:...
Aries: buying half price candy and advil at the drugstore Taurus: saw the opportunity to run away last night and hasnāt been seen since Gemini: already making a Pinterest board for next yearās fit Cancer: still sleeping on the lawn after trying to connect with their...
Here’s what the signs are doing for the spooky season: Aries: Taking out their anger with a pumpkin and carving tools.Ā Taurus: Why would I walk around to get candy when I could just doordash it? At home, in bed.Ā Gemini: having more fun getting ready for...
Aries: Screaming into the crusty dorm carpet during their āfloor timeā Taurus: Hating group projects, talking to people, listening to people, interacting with peopleā¦ people. Gemini: Being asked to put your phone away in class wonāt stop your eight hours of daily...
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