Humor

Aries 3/21-4/19  It’s getting too warm to wear fuzzy sweaters and I am livid   Taurus 4/20-5/20 Already drinking too much coffee every day and it’s only week 2   Gemini 5/21-6/20  Predicting the future by writing the horoscope for your own sign does not actually work   Cancer 6/21-7/22 Treat yo self and go buy those shoes you’ve been looking at   Leo 7/23-8/22  sdnfmdnfmd,fkhejhfjk.gldfjghf   Virgo 8/23-9/22 Give yourself a pat on the back.   Libra 9/23-10/22 channeling my inner doja cat and quitting school forever   Scorpio 10/23-11/21  I hope your enemies have a mediocre day.    Sagittarius 11/22-12/21 Four inch heels may be uncomfortable, but intimidating everyone you meet is definitely worth the pain   Capricorn 12/22-1/19 Screaming should be socially acceptable.   Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18 I am tired.    Pisces 2/19 – 3/20 instead of doing hw, make some themed playlists instead...