This week in completely made up horoscopes

What are the signs bringing to the picnic?

Aries: cream cheese and cucumber finger sandwiches 🙂

Taurus: the ‘special’ brownies.

Gemini: nothing but a fighting spirit against pollen

Cancer: extra strong allergy meds 

Leo: bringing the char-cootcherie board

Virgo: A whole gallon of kombucha 

Libra: The most elaborate and beautiful charcuterie board ever created (you can’t eat it unless they take pictures of it first)

Scorpio: your mother.

Sagittarius: strawberry lemonade and the Advil

Capricorn: enough caffeine to kill a small horse

Aquarius: all the chips

Pisces: wine