This week is completely made up horoscopes

The Signs Snowed-in

Aries: sleeping for 12 hours straight

Taurus: debating on redownloading dating apps due to boredom

Gemini: on the fourth rewatch of Grey’s Anatomy

Cancer: Rearranging my room for the 100th time

Leo: losing my mind.

Virgo: ate shit on the ice trying to take out trash

Libra: Finally getting to that tbr list

Scorpio: I’m running out of canned soup and conversation topics with my cats

Sagittarius: no longer on speaking terms with my roommate

Capricorn: Reading smut books and overcaffeinated

Aquarius: Rotting with my video games

Pisces: makes a playlist so they can stare off into the distance