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This week in completely made up horoscopes

June 14, 2020

Aries 3/21-4/19 Time to start my year-long backpacking adventure across the wilds of New Mexico! See ya on the flipside ∠( ̄^ ̄) Taurus 4/20-5/20 What do you get when you mix ...

This week in completely made up horoscopes

June 2, 2020

Aries 3/21-4/19 Duck! Taurus 4/20-5/20 Have you heard how people have been spotting fairies and unicorns…? Yeah me neither. Gemini 5/21-6/20 Welcome to rat season, sorry, Gemini ...

This week in completely made up horoscopes

May 26, 2020

Aries 3/21-4/19 I’m having me time, get out. Taurus 4/20-5/20 A great way to achieve some peace and quiet to get what you need done… Don’t do it, let it be and continue your ...

This week in completely made up horoscopes

May 19, 2020

Aries 3/21-4/19 All quarantine has taught me is that I’m a procrastinating disaster hamster. Taurus 4/20-5/20 Listen, I’m just trying to get through the day. Gemini 5/21-6/20 ...

This week in completely made up horoscopes

May 12, 2020

Aries 3/21-4/19 You? ME? Who? We!  I’m okay, I swear. Taurus 4/20-5/20 Twizzlers solve everything, especially in an apocalypse, so stock up. Gemini 5/21-6/20 Virgo is just out ...

This week in completely made up horoscope

April 27, 2020

Aries 3/21-4/19 Wake up 3 minutes before Zoom class. No exceptions. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I’m zooming out…bye Gemini 5/21-6/20 Just like how professors knew you were texting in ...
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