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Travel through the stars

Written by: Taylor Duff | Staff Writer

Astrology isn’t just a TikTok joke; it is a complex understanding of how we fit into the universe. Astrology involves evaluating the impact of stars and planets on terrestrial events and human destiny. 

Astronomy, the study of all extraterrestrial bodies and their properties, can be seen throughout history. However, it should not be misconstrued with astrology, which can be understood instead as Divination — using the stars to determine the underlying significance of events and forecast the future. 

Divination exists in many ancient and contemporary communities, though methods differ. Popular divination methods include horoscopes, palm reading and tarot cards. Astrology originated in Mesopotamia and shifted to India in the third millennium BC, but it took on its Western form in Greek civilization during the Hellenistic period. 

Astrology is often considered a private spiritual practice, separate from any particular religion.

Astrology was central in the cultures of Mesopotamian civilizations and ancient Egyptians. Because the heavens were regarded as sacred, priests were able to predict natural and political events — requiring rulers to act according to their predictions and contributing to the creation of a rich library of astral symbols, signs and images representing and safeguarding such traditions. The Greeks later used astrology to understand personal destiny, avoid negative events and predict fortunate times. 

Zodiac signs are divided into four elements: fire, earth, air and water. The star positions at birth determine each person’s signs depending on where, when and what time that person came into the world. All 12 zodiac signs correlate with the 12 months of the year — beginning with Aries and ending with Pisces. 

The three fire signs are Aries, Leo and Sagittarius; the three earth signs are Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn; the three air signs are Gemini, Libra and Aquarius; and the last element, water, houses the signs Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces. 

To be more complex, everyone has various additional zodiac signs that make up their personality traits. People usually refer to their “big three:” your sun is your date of birth, your moon is the position in which the moon was when you were born and lastly, your rising sign, is determined by the time of day you were born. 

Astrology is a practice, so many look to horoscopes, tarot cards or astrologers for advice or understanding. Horoscopes are a map of signs in a chart — also referred to as an astrological chart. This chart moves just as we do every day around the earth, and our zodiac signs are correlated with different planets. Because of this, depending on where our signs are positioned, a horoscope can help determine predictions in our personal lives. Horoscopes are never concrete but can give bits of insight that can be helpful tools in our day to day.

Tarot cards are a tool that helps us understand our past, present and future feelings. In many ways, using tarot cards is a form of spiritual practice; there are many different tarot decks on the market and many amazing books that help individuals learn how to use them. 

TikTok, among other places, has become a popular space for tarot card readings, where content creators pull cards and express their interpretation of the cards drawn. Astrologers, not to be confused with astronomers, are people who have studied astrology and use it to help predict people’s characteristics, life experiences and futures.      

Zodiac signs and relationship compatibility can be a controversial subject as many claim those who use astrology are simply bashing signs that have not worked in relationships for them. Signs such as Aries and Cancer “aren’t a good match,” but many Aries and Cancer relationships have come to fruition and have lasted many years. Just because a sign isn’t compatible with another doesn’t mean that relationship won’t work out. Signs are unique, and Astrology guides us in how different traits and compatibility work, but it isn’t the end all be all.

There is also the case when people disagree with astrology and say it is “fake,” but I think Astrology is not trying to be anything. Many individuals don’t like astrology as it isn’t a proven scientific fact that the stars determine our lives. This is valid, but I think it is something that we can look to for guidance, and there’s no harm in simply believing it. 

People have a choice to either make astrology their own or dismiss it, but it should be completely their choice. People are made up of many different traits and experiences that affect our worldview; I feel that astrology helps us understand personality, core values, romantic compatibility with others and even what you may look like. 

People like astrology because it gives some understanding of our place in the universe. Many practices and followings have people who choose to be a part of them for a variety of reasons, and Astrology is no different. Overall, astrology is interesting and brings people together in such a special way.   



Contact the author at tduff23@mail.wou.edu 

This week in completely made up horoscopes

Aries 3/21-4/19 

i’m not even learning anything anymore what am I doing here

 

Taurus 4/20-5/20

brb gonna…not be here

 

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Letting other people have the spotlight doesn’t mean you’re completely off stage.

 

Cancer 6/21-7/22

My favorite time of day is when I get to go to bed

 

Leo 7/23-8/22 

el gato :’((((( el gato :-(((((

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Buy yourself some flowers 🙂

 

Libra 9/23-10/22

there’s something special about the shame of buying off-brand

 

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Why don’t you paint a little picture for yourself?

 

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

dead inside but still down to party 

 

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Aggressively helpful…. Not bossy.

 

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

No think.

 

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Get a tattoo, you deserve it

Horoscopes! issue 22

Aries 3/21-4/19 

Love and affection. Don’t touch me.

 

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Dairy, but that won’t stop me from eating a block of cheese

 

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Boring people. Surround yourself with interesting characters not NPCs that spew filler language.

 

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Anything and everything in the air. I can’t stop sneezing 5 times in a row.

 

Leo 7/23-8/22 

soy, dairy, nuts, peanuts, gluten, eggs, mint, sorghum, buckwheat and happiness 

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Tap water

 

Libra 9/23-10/22

Among us tattoos give me a rash

 

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Being unpopular

 

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

homework

 

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Slow comput- *BUFFERING*

 

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

idiots.

 

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

tears, it’s why i’m constantly crying

 

Horoscopes!

Aries 3/21-4/19 

It’s getting too warm to wear fuzzy sweaters and I am livid

 

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Already drinking too much coffee every day and it’s only week 2

 

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Predicting the future by writing the horoscope for your own sign does not actually work

 

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Treat yo self and go buy those shoes you’ve been looking at

 

Leo 7/23-8/22 

sdnfmdnfmd,fkhejhfjk.gldfjghf

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Give yourself a pat on the back.

 

Libra 9/23-10/22

channeling my inner doja cat and quitting school forever

 

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

I hope your enemies have a mediocre day. 

 

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Four inch heels may be uncomfortable, but intimidating everyone you meet is definitely worth the pain

 

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Screaming should be socially acceptable.

 

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

I am tired. 

 

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

instead of doing hw, make some themed playlists instead 🙂

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Halloween comfort movie!

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Halloweentown! ?

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Nightmare Before Christmas

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Twitches

Cancer 6/21-7/22

IT — the original

Leo 7/23-8/22

Rocky Horror Picture Show 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Scary Godmother all the way, 10/10

Libra 9/23-10/22

Coraline ?

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Casper

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Clue

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Beetlejuice — movie and the star

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Edward Scissorhands✂️

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Hocus Pocus

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Costumes the signs would wear!

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Pillow.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Triangle guard from Squid Game

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Iconic gay couple. Both.

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls

Leo 7/23-8/22

Stormtrooper

Virgo 8/23-9/22

A wine mom, wine included

Libra 9/23-10/22

Either Beyoncé or an Ouija Board

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Mort from Madagascar

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

A T-Rex with a reach extender — unstoppable

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Sparkly shimmery vampire, complete with an open shirt

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

2002 “Dirrty” Christina Aguilara. Or just the chaps.

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Sexy bunny

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Fall drink the signs would order!

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Ice water with whip cream

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Black americano with cream. 

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Straight tears

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Throw caramel apples and candy corn in a blender

Leo 7/23-8/22

A Dutch Bros iced Kick-a-lator with cinnamon sprinks. With extra bro. Jump in my car and give me a kiss on the cheek, bro.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Pumpkin spiced thotte 😉

Libra 9/23-10/22

Something sexy, like the infamous Pumpkin Spice Latte

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

peppermint mocha bc I refuse to drink psls

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Venti cup filled with pumpkin cream cold foam. Don’t forget the pumpkin spice topping!

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Just straight caramel syrup and whipped cream in a pumpkin

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Sangria apple cider. Light on the cider cider, extra pinot grigio.?

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Starbucks. Grande Vanilla Bean Frappuccino. Blend in dried blackberries and one pump raspberry syrup. One scoop matcha in the bottom of the cup, one on top of the whipped cream topping.

How I would commit the perfect crime

I want to commit crime but not get caught, and I finally figured out how 

Stephanie Moschella | Digital Media Manager

There are loads of ways to commit a crime — from illegally downloading music and jaywalking, all the way to murdering someone; there’s a lot of middle ground that’s uncovered. I’m a pretty average person with no real connection to someone that could easily bail me out of jail, and I don’t really know the legality for literally everything in my life, so I would say that committing any type of crime is pretty much off the table. But I’ve done some not so great stuff here and there, from cheating on tests to flipping people off on the street. However, it’s not like robbing a bank or killing my next-door neighbor’s dog (no matter how annoying it is).

I wouldn’t kidnap someone because that seems like way too much trouble for what it’s worth, and like, what am I supposed to do? Keep one of those ugly ski masks on the entire time? And who am I supposed to kidnap? I can’t do children because they’re way too loud and kind of gross — besides, I know for a fact I would feel way too guilty about it during the whole thing. Then a whole a-s adult? I’m weak, diseased and haven’t properly run since PE during my sophomore year of highschool, so I would become the victim. 

I’m also too impatient to rob a bank, or literally anything else. Sure, maybe I’ve stolen a small trinket here and there, but never enough to have my whole life set. If I were to rob a place, it would have to ensure med school, a proper wedding, four kids — adoption and fostering — a yacht and a third movie of the “National Treasure” series. But see, I get fidgety real quick. And imagine someone with an encyclopedia-long list of undiagnosed mental illnesses with a gun, in a room full of people — yeah, textbook school shooter material. So no, don’t rob a place with someone who has social anxiety. 

“So what would be my perfect crime? Well, it’s simple. I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadéro. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.” 

Inspired by “The Office” season 5 episode 9.

Contact the author at digitalmediamanager@thewesternhowl.com

 

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Giving advice to new students!

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Drop out.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Pedialyte. Lots of pedialyte. Hydration station.  

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Use last year’s essays.

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Go to community college first—oh wait

Leo 7/23-8/22

Join clubs, go to social events, make connections with professors, get an internship, get a job. All at once. You totally will not burn out extremely trying to please everyone.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Coffee is your best friend. Literally, you’re not gonna survive without her. 

Libra 9/23-10/22

Befriend people. Many people. Date everyone you meet.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

C’s get degrees. …or is it D’s, idk

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

College is more about the experience than actual learning. Skipping classes is totally fine as long as you’re out living life to the fullest.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Start budgeting, you’ll probably have to survive a couple months with only $13 dollars at least twice.

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Summer is over. Accept it and embrace Fall so you can enjoy it!

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Get some food in your stomach before/while drinking so you can drink more

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Hot girl summer tips!

Aries 3/21-4/19  

ur hot already

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Sleep. Nothing else.

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Disagreeing with Virgo, avoid the sunscreen and get toasty

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Live life to the fullest and don’t be afraid

Leo 7/23-8/22

Your fire’s a little low babe, it’s time you take it back

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Wear sunscreen with at least SPF 30!

Libra 9/23-10/22

GTL; Gym, tan, laundry! #jerseyshore 

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

be queer invoke fear

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

hydrate

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Cry twice a day, it’ll clear your skin up to make for some killer photos

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Act “cultured” and order a “Ban(h) Mi” that’s actually just a chicken sandwich

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Turn up the heater?

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: No theme!

Aries 3/21-4/19  

You have entered the rat zone. 

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Be gay, do crimes 

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

okay google, why does burnt popcorn taste like how cat piss smells?

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Js, i’d sell your soul to satan for a corn chip

Leo 7/23-8/22

EArly summmmmer breakkk plz

Virgo 8/23-9/22

I think, ergo I am.

Libra 9/23-10/22

Hey siri, locate my fwb?

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Say hi to the gods

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Hello my little pogchamp UwU

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

If you see a sagittarius today, attack them say hello 🙂

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

zzzzz

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

All I want today is a good gummy shark. 

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: One word stories!

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Nicolas

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Cage

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Has

Cancer 6/21-7/22

The

Leo 7/23-8/22

Football

Virgo 8/23-9/22

And

Libra 9/23-10/22

He’s

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Going

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

To

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

H–l.

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Touchdown!

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

GOAL!!!

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: What are the signs favorite thing(s) about the Earth?

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Coca-Cola

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Whatever will get me the drunk the fastest.

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Dog water

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Mimosa, hold the champagne

Leo 7/23-8/22

We will be SOBER hit em with a limeade

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Is straight Fireball a cocktail?

Libra 9/23-10/22

Vodka in a plastic water bottle

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

rooster

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

AMF AMF AMF AMF AMF AMF CHECK OUT OUR YOUTUBE VIDEO

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Anything that i can add maraschino cherries to

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Juice … just juice

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Love me a sex on the beach 😉

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: What are the signs favorite thing(s) about the Earth?

Aries 3/21-4/19  

My bed. 

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Bees ?

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Mangoes, papayas, avocados, ya know. The good stuff.

Cancer 6/21-7/22

The ocean, so help take care of it pls

Leo 7/23-8/22

Aliens visit sometimes and that’s pretty chill

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Chocolate has gotten me through a lot

Libra 9/23-10/22

I like turtles!

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Poisonous plants are SUPER sick

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

100T co-owner Valkyrae. May her presence bless the soul of the Earth.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Plants, to put it bluntly

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Plants that eat bugs … so metal

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

That every plant has its purpose, even the weeds.

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: What are the signs allergic to?

Aries 3/21-4/19  

deez nuts

Taurus 4/20-5/20

b.s. i don’t need to spell it out for ya

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Bees love Geminis y’know, hope you’re prepared

Cancer 6/21-7/22

citrus

…there’s no joke, i just live a sad life without good fruit

Leo 7/23-8/22

Coffee that isn’t iced

Virgo 8/23-9/22

North Dakota

Libra 9/23-10/22

I’m allergic to huge family gatherings

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Everyone is allergic to scorpion venom. You are no exception

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Ur mom.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Buddha flavoured holy water, for some reason it doesn’t agree with me

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

myself

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

With how stuffed my nose is… air

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: The signs debate which season is the best

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Of course it’s fall.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Summer because seasonal depression is real.

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Not Spring, since nature decides I can’t breathe during this time.

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Summer babyyyyy (and not just because that’s when my b-day is)

Leo 7/23-8/22

Fall in Salem, Massachusetts is a vibe

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Spring so that I can take aesthetic cherry blossom pics

Libra 9/23-10/22

Fall, because the crunchy leaves bring some sense of happiness

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Idc as long as the temp is below 69°

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Winter duh.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Winter, that’s when I’m at the top of my game

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Winter, because my crying is up 2.5% due to seasonal depression.

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Spring, because I can blame my tears on pollen allergies.

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Spring Quarter

Aries 3/21-4/19  

I haven’t slept in 4 days.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

What day is it again?

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

already dropped a class, how’s your first week going?

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Does that window open? Cuz I’m gonna jump out of it

Leo 7/23-8/22

Missed my monday classes cause I thought it was sunday owo

Virgo 8/23-9/22

I Hope This Doesn’t Awaken Something In Me.

Libra 9/23-10/22

4 cups of coffee later and i’m still not ready for syllabus week

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

You never know when crime hits. My crime was taking more than 2 classes

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

*slept through their first meeting*

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

My allergies are acting up, I have a migraine, classes already have homework due. Sounds about right.

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Logged onto Canvas, saw each week was locked… never dropped a class so fast.

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Already assigned 150 pages to read for next week. Yay spring.

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Which class drove the signs mad?

Aries 3/21-4/19  

The one with my professor that did not respond to my emails ever

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Any class with a zoom meeting during finals week

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

idk what y’all are talking abt, i taught myself this term

And they didn’t pay you? Asking for a friend -Leo

Cancer 6/21-7/22

My classes were chill⏤

Leo 7/23-8/22

Shout out to the prof who just started grading stuff from week 4. Thx for making it really difficult to study for finals owo

Virgo 8/23-9/22

I’m just glad I never have to take a literature class again

Libra 9/23-10/22

The social class. I am succumbing to the pressure of maintaining multiple jobs and school. But like whoooo Spring Break ig 

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

D, all of the above

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Oh, you know… that professor who decided that using McGraw-Hill’s connect was a good idea t(-.-t)

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

I won’t say names, but let’s just go with the prof who didn’t know how to do a ppt

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

F–k that class that didn’t grant an extension when i lost power

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

I don’t understand why I need to study English when I already speak it.

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Which signs the stars think would win the bracket?

Aries 3/21-4/19  

I’d make it about halfway because I would definitely show up late

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Me.

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

me AND my split personality obvi

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Aries. Come on, they have the same name as the God of War.

Leo 7/23-8/22

Rawr XD

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Sagittarius is literally a centaur with a bow and arrow

Libra 9/23-10/22

In true Libra nature, I think everyone should win participation awards. uwu

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

If I say Sag, will they spare my life and NOT shoot me?

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Fight me, b—h

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Sagittarius is prob gonna die first

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Virgo for sure, they’re psycho

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Gemini, they just have more to work with.

This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: What’s driving the signs mad?

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Beets.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

When there aren’t any Uber Eats couriers in the area. 

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

a s—-y wifi connection 

Cancer 6/21-7/22

A milkshake, it’s bringing all these boys to my yard and idk why

Leo 7/23-8/22

existing

Virgo 8/23-9/22

My plants keep dying and I don’t know what to do anymore

Libra 9/23-10/22

The fact that it’s March again?? Disgusting

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Shoes that look like rats

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Waiting for the WandaVision finale….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

ya know, life

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Potatoes that aren’t baked to perfection

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Most times I find the end of the term bittersweet. Not this time.