The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Giving advice to new students!
Pedialyte. Lots of pedialyte. Hydration station.
Use last year’s essays.
Go to community college first—oh wait
Join clubs, go to social events, make connections with professors, get an internship, get a job. All at once. You totally will not burn out extremely trying to please everyone.
Coffee is your best friend. Literally, you’re not gonna survive without her.
Befriend people. Many people. Date everyone you meet.
C’s get degrees. …or is it D’s, idk
College is more about the experience than actual learning. Skipping classes is totally fine as long as you’re out living life to the fullest.
Start budgeting, you’ll probably have to survive a couple months with only $13 dollars at least twice.
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Summer is over. Accept it and embrace Fall so you can enjoy it!
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Get some food in your stomach before/while drinking so you can drink more