Aries 3/21-4/19 

It’s getting too warm to wear fuzzy sweaters and I am livid


Taurus 4/20-5/20

Already drinking too much coffee every day and it’s only week 2


Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Predicting the future by writing the horoscope for your own sign does not actually work


Cancer 6/21-7/22

Treat yo self and go buy those shoes you’ve been looking at


Leo 7/23-8/22 



Virgo 8/23-9/22

Give yourself a pat on the back.


Libra 9/23-10/22

channeling my inner doja cat and quitting school forever


Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

I hope your enemies have a mediocre day. 


Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Four inch heels may be uncomfortable, but intimidating everyone you meet is definitely worth the pain


Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Screaming should be socially acceptable.


Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

I am tired. 


Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

instead of doing hw, make some themed playlists instead 🙂