Horoscopes! issue 22

Aries 3/21-4/19 

Love and affection. Don’t touch me.


Taurus 4/20-5/20

Dairy, but that won’t stop me from eating a block of cheese


Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Boring people. Surround yourself with interesting characters not NPCs that spew filler language.


Cancer 6/21-7/22

Anything and everything in the air. I can’t stop sneezing 5 times in a row.


Leo 7/23-8/22 

soy, dairy, nuts, peanuts, gluten, eggs, mint, sorghum, buckwheat and happiness 


Virgo 8/23-9/22

Tap water


Libra 9/23-10/22

Among us tattoos give me a rash


Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Being unpopular


Sagittarius 11/22-12/21



Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Slow comput- *BUFFERING*


Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18



Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

tears, it’s why i’m constantly crying