Aries 3/21-4/19 

Love and affection. Don’t touch me.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Dairy, but that won’t stop me from eating a block of cheese

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Boring people. Surround yourself with interesting characters not NPCs that spew filler language.

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Anything and everything in the air. I can’t stop sneezing 5 times in a row.

Leo 7/23-8/22 

soy, dairy, nuts, peanuts, gluten, eggs, mint, sorghum, buckwheat and happiness 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Tap water

Libra 9/23-10/22

Among us tattoos give me a rash

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Being unpopular

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

homework

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Slow comput- *BUFFERING*

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

idiots.

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

tears, it’s why i’m constantly crying