[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Round 1: FIGHT [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may think that was a good idea, but...
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This week in completely made up horoscopes
[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] 3 day weekends are great, until you spontaneously watch all of the Star Wars movies and now you’re behind 3 readings, 7...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Okay, so out of my 326 News Years Resolutions, only about 2 are do-able, but then like who cares about resolutions anyway...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] LET ME BE FREE [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may feel like a zombie, everything...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars know you’re excited to deck the halls and listen to those sweet, sweet pipes of Michael Bublé, Aries, but don’t...
Campus Conspiracy Theories
The Portal OK, hear me out. WHAT IF the art students are all in a cult? WHAT IF all the art on campus is strategically placed as part of a ritual to summon Cthulhu? WHAT IF those ridiculously flamboyant electric purple flowers outside of the Triple D–k (Ed)...
From the humor section: Not-so-scary stories of our lives
Compiled by The Western Howl staff Caity: I was just three years old when my life was (almost) changed forever. Let me preface this by saying that I have been watching horror movies since I came out of the womb. I promise, I have good parents — and I turned out fine...
From the humor section: Booze and reviews of “Mother!”
Compiled by The Western Howl 21+ staff Halloween is just around the corner, and to get ourselves ready for all the horror, four 21+ staff members decided to sit down and write our absolute honest reviews of a psychological thriller we hadn’t seen before, “Mother!”...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Ooouh, Aries, all of your new pens are so nice. The stars wonder how long it’ll take this year before you lose them all....
Tips from tots: Advice for those graduating
Caity Healy | Editor-in-Chief Needing a little bit of advice before you head off from Western? Don’t go to your adviser, go to the ones who will always be entirely honest — kids. Seven kiddos from the Child Development Center were ready to share their tips for all of...