[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] I’m having me time, get out. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] A great way to achieve...
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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″]All quarantine has taught me is that I’m a procrastinating disaster hamster. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab...
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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] You? ME? Who? We! I’m okay, I swear. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] Twizzlers solve...
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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] What’s a sleep schedule? I wake up and I pass out when I want!! You don’t control me (ง’̀-‘́)ง...
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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Wake up 3 minutes before Zoom class. No exceptions. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] I’m...
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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Prepare… [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] ‘Tis almost your time… watch out gemini...
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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] AYYY BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] Just give up already, not...
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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars have a message for Leo : you’re not my dad. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″]...
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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Round 1: FIGHT [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may think that was a good idea, but...
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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] 3 day weekends are great, until you spontaneously watch all of the Star Wars movies and now you’re behind 3 readings, 7...
