This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Round 1: FIGHT [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may think that was a good idea, but...

This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] 3 day weekends are great, until you spontaneously watch all of the Star Wars movies and now you’re behind 3 readings, 7...

This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Okay, so out of my 326 News Years Resolutions, only about 2 are do-able, but then like who cares about resolutions anyway...

This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] LET ME BE FREE [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may feel like a zombie, everything...

This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars know you’re excited to deck the halls and listen to those sweet, sweet pipes of Michael Bublé, Aries, but don’t...

Campus Conspiracy Theories

Campus Conspiracy Theories

The Portal OK, hear me out. WHAT IF the art students are all in a cult? WHAT IF all the art on campus is strategically placed as part of a ritual to summon Cthulhu? WHAT IF those ridiculously flamboyant electric purple flowers outside of the Triple D–k (Ed)...

This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Ooouh, Aries, all of your new pens are so nice. The stars wonder how long it’ll take this year before you lose them all....

Tips from tots: Advice for those graduating

Tips from tots: Advice for those graduating

Caity Healy | Editor-in-Chief Needing a little bit of advice before you head off from Western? Don’t go to your adviser, go to the ones who will always be entirely honest — kids. Seven kiddos from the Child Development Center were ready to share their tips for all of...