The Western Howl Staff
Is that an expired COVID vaccine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2021 is 2012 backwards but at least this time I’m prepared to die
what’s your favorite absurd way to package wine? mine’s canned
*claps hands with Libra*
Just send them to the Bermuda Triangle and we won’t have these problems anymore
a tubular optical instrument containing lenses and mirrors by which an observer obtains an otherwise obstructed field of view
If you’re about to spend the stimulus money on things you don’t need and you know it, clap your hands!
I’m not saying I hate you, but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone
I can drink (responsibly) now
Glad we’re still in the peppermint mocha stage of seasonal beverages
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
pharmacist: destroys 500 vaccines because just anyone can be a pharmacist
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
The amount of serotonin I get from drinking out of odd shaped mugs is unnatural.