The Western Howl Staff

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Do you mind? I’m trying to sleep

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Cats or dogs, which is better? Argue amongst yourselves

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Maybe if you look at some moss balls you’ll be less evil

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Does that window open? Cuz I’m gonna jump out of it

Leo 7/23-8/22

I need to wash my masks not give y’all life advice

Virgo 8/23-9/22

a tubular optical instrument containing lenses and mirrors by which an observer obtains an otherwise obstructed field of view

Libra 9/23-10/22

At this point, I feel like an undercover participant in “60 Days In.”

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

just thought i’d let you know, i’ve been evil since i turned 15

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

I liek tortles

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Sagittarius be looking sus today, they think australian shepherds are cats

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

*shrug* (i’ll prob change this don’t put it in)

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

“You will be very rich and famous this week”