This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Things Joe Biden would say

Aries 3/21-4/19  

That’s what I love about highschoolers. I get older, they stay the same age.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

I’m not racist because I’m friends with the Obama’s. They’re very clean.

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Catch me on the YouTube livestreaming the inauguration

Cancer 6/21-7/22

I would say

Leo 7/23-8/22

That’s all folks

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Don’t play games with me, kid.

Libra 9/23-10/22

Just Biden tings uwu rawr XD

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Finally, my dogs can live like royalty

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21


Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Forgetting is the greatest ability we have

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

We did it, folks

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

I’m getting teary eyed at the possibilities.

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