Aries: buying half price candy and advil at the drugstore Taurus: saw the opportunity to run away last night and hasn’t been seen since Gemini: already making a Pinterest board for next year’s fit Cancer: still sleeping on the lawn after trying to connect with their...
Here’s what the signs are doing for the spooky season: Aries: Taking out their anger with a pumpkin and carving tools. Taurus: Why would I walk around to get candy when I could just doordash it? At home, in bed. Gemini: having more fun getting ready for...
Aries: Screaming into the crusty dorm carpet during their “floor time” Taurus: Hating group projects, talking to people, listening to people, interacting with people… people. Gemini: Being asked to put your phone away in class won’t stop your eight hours of daily...
Horoscopes from our minds to yours
Theme: Allergies!
Aries 3/21-4/19 It’s getting too warm to wear fuzzy sweaters and I am livid Taurus 4/20-5/20 Already drinking too much coffee every day and it’s only week 2 Gemini 5/21-6/20 Predicting the future by writing the horoscope for your own sign does not...
The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Halloween comfort movie!
Hilarious Halloween jokes to rattle the bones
The Western Howl Collective
The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Costumes the signs would wear!
The Howl staff shares some of their funny fall tales
The Western Howl Collective
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