Aries 3/21-4/19 Only Drake knows. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I spoke with Jupiter and she told me to pass this info along; go on and explore your sexuality with that kid from Bio that you keep eyein’. Gemini 5/21-6/20 On Friday, keep looking in the mirror. Half of your eyebrow...
Jessica – or maybe it was Rachel – Smith spent last Tuesday in a panic during her Intro to Psychology course when she discovered the drink she had ordered from the local Dutch Bros. in Monmouth was, in fact, wrong.
Aries 3/21-4/19 You are now named Albert. Every single last one of you, Aries. Sorry, It’s written in the stars. Taurus 4/20-5/20 Two tickets to Hamilton are in your future, Taurus … or is it two tickets to Hamlet at the local community theatre? I can’t quite...
Aries 3/21-4/19 Jimmy is the one who’s been stealing your lunch from the break room fridge, Aries. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I know you want to break up with your boyfriend, but hold out for another week. He’s giving you a dog. Gemini 5/21-6/20 Gemini, I know you’re wondering...
With Bill Cosby facing multiple allegations of drugging and raping young women during his long career, local man Kyle Thompson hasn’t been able to find a suitable context in which to make use of his well-practiced impression of the comedian without seeming tasteless.
It’s been a big week for me. I mean, huge.
Aries 3/21-4/19 Oh, Aries, even though you’re super nice and you’ve done nothing but praise the universe this week, I have a bad horoscope for you. Totally unavoidable, but you will step on a Lego tomorrow. I’M SORRY. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I know that failed test has you...
Some of WOU’s furry friends were recently discovered to be furry fiends Thursday afternoon when an
immense underground substance-trafficking operation was uncovered in the garbage receptacle outside
Campbell Hall.
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