By: Paige Scofield Natural Disaster Feb. 14th, otherwise known as Valentine’s Day, is a time of chocolates, cards, fancy dinners, broken hearts, love, frilly things, crippling self doubt, romance and candlelight. But people always seem to miss the most important...
By: Brian Tesch Advertising Manager For all of our lives, we were taught to use water to brew a cup of coffee in the morning. Let’s admit it: after a while, black coffee can be a bit dull. Until now, your only option was to buy either an expensive Keurig or espresso...
By: Ashton Newton self-proclaimed candyman When I dig into a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, I know exactly what to expect. That perfect blend of chocolate and peanut butter melting in my mouth and, for just a second, washing away every worry in the world. Reese’s are...
By: Paige Scofield News Editor Note: this article was edited for readability. So this is going to be less of a review and more of an I watch-I think-I type kind of situation. This is indeed a drunk review of the classic: “It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown”....
Compiled By:Stephanie Blair, Ashton Newton and Zoe Strickland Aries 3/21-4/19 Keep that pepper spray close, Aries. If you go back through your Snapchat story, you’ll notice that a clown has been following you around campus. Taurus 4/20-5/20 Don’t get coffee this week,...
By: Ashton Newton Entertainment Editor Homecoming week is here, and while I’m looking forward to all the fun activities planned, I can’t help but be a little upset over the lack of equal species representation in homecoming sports. There’s powder-puff football and...
By: Stephanie Blair, Ashton Newton and Zoe Strickland Aries 3/21-4/19 Keep that pepper spray close, Aries. If you go back through your Snapchat story, you’ll notice that a clown has been following you around campus. Taurus 4/20-5/20 Don’t get coffee this week, Taurus....
By: Darien Campo Concerned Citizen Just last week SpaceX founder Elon Musk announced his plans to begin work on sending humans to the planet Mars by the year 2022-just six years from now. People around the globe are reacting to the news with excitement, rallying...
This week in completely made up horoscopes Compiled by Zoe Strickland Aries 3/21-4/19 This week is looking grim, Aries. For some unknown reason, all of your meal plan points are about to disappear. The stars are showing me piles and piles of ramen in your future....
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