[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Okay, so out of my 326 News Years Resolutions, only about 2 are do-able, but then like who cares about resolutions anyway...
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This week in completely made up horoscopes
[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] LET ME BE FREE [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may feel like a zombie, everything...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars know you’re excited to deck the halls and listen to those sweet, sweet pipes of Michael Bublé, Aries, but don’t...
Campus Conspiracy Theories
The Portal OK, hear me out. WHAT IF the art students are all in a cult? WHAT IF all the art on campus is strategically placed as part of a ritual to summon Cthulhu? WHAT IF those ridiculously flamboyant electric purple flowers outside of the Triple D–k (Ed)...
From the humor section: Not-so-scary stories of our lives
Compiled by The Western Howl staff Caity: I was just three years old when my life was (almost) changed forever. Let me preface this by saying that I have been watching horror movies since I came out of the womb. I promise, I have good parents — and I turned out fine...
From the humor section: Booze and reviews of “Mother!”
Compiled by The Western Howl 21+ staff Halloween is just around the corner, and to get ourselves ready for all the horror, four 21+ staff members decided to sit down and write our absolute honest reviews of a psychological thriller we hadn’t seen before, “Mother!”...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Ooouh, Aries, all of your new pens are so nice. The stars wonder how long it’ll take this year before you lose them all....
Tips from tots: Advice for those graduating
Caity Healy | Editor-in-Chief Needing a little bit of advice before you head off from Western? Don’t go to your adviser, go to the ones who will always be entirely honest — kids. Seven kiddos from the Child Development Center were ready to share their tips for all of...
Humor: Personality quiz — which Western building are you?
Caity Healy | Editor-in-Chief 1. By some miracle, you have a ton of free time on a weekday. What do you do with it? Nuzzle up by the fire, maybe read a book about human rights. Work on a project I’ve been putting off. It’s fine if I make a mess, it’ll be cleaned up....
Cheesy pick-up lines that DEFINITELY work 100% of the time…maybe.
You ever see a person that you just really want to impress, but the right words can’t seem to form in your brain? If that’s happened to you, you know that as a result, you end up standing there, blank-faced. Or, worse, you ramble an incoherent sentence that makes...