The signs watch a horror movie Aries: imagining themselves as the final girl Taurus: ‘This is so dumb’ Gemini: laughing at the “scary” parts Cancer: passed out after the first 5 minutes Leo: telling everyone they could survive each scenario Virgo: attracted to the...
What are the signs bringing to the picnic? Aries: cream cheese and cucumber finger sandwiches 🙂 Taurus: the ‘special’ brownies. Gemini: nothing but a fighting spirit against pollen Cancer: extra strong allergy meds Leo: bringing the char-cootcherie board Virgo: A...
The signs during Spring break: Aries: CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAYS RAHHHH Taurus: Doing nothing but cooking, sleeping and recovering Gemini: already in hot girl summer gear Cancer: Thrifting a whole new wardrobe Leo: Making friends with everyone at the beach Virgo:...
The signs go on a date… Aries: silently takes notes to debrief with the besties later Taurus: kum n go Gemini: immediately exposes all of their red flags Cancer: Falls in love after being shown the absolute bare minimum Leo: has a mental breakdown and goes...
The signs walk into a bar… Aries: orders a shirley temple… extra cherries Taurus: Immediately turns around because the bartender is cute Gemini: tries to charm the bartender for free drinks (and fails) Cancer: sees a man and walks out… Leo: is this the punch...
The Signs Snowed-in Aries: sleeping for 12 hours straight Taurus: debating on redownloading dating apps due to boredom Gemini: on the fourth rewatch of Grey’s Anatomy Cancer: Rearranging my room for the 100th time Leo: losing my mind. Virgo: ate shit on the ice...
The signs go home for Thanksgiving: Aries: All I need are my cats and a mega-pint of wine Taurus: If I hear one more comment about my “holey” jeans I’m going to stuff myself into the turkey Gemini: STUFFING IS DISGUSTING… and no one can change my mind Cancer:...
Aries: buying half price candy and advil at the drugstore Taurus: saw the opportunity to run away last night and hasn’t been seen since Gemini: already making a Pinterest board for next year’s fit Cancer: still sleeping on the lawn after trying to connect with their...
Here’s what the signs are doing for the spooky season: Aries: Taking out their anger with a pumpkin and carving tools. Taurus: Why would I walk around to get candy when I could just doordash it? At home, in bed. Gemini: having more fun getting ready for...
Aries: Screaming into the crusty dorm carpet during their “floor time” Taurus: Hating group projects, talking to people, listening to people, interacting with people… people. Gemini: Being asked to put your phone away in class won’t stop your eight hours of daily...
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