Horoscopes

Aries 3/21-4/19 Jimmy is the one who’s been stealing your lunch from the break room fridge, Aries. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I know you want to break up with your boyfriend, but hold out for another week. He’s giving you a dog. Gemini 5/21-6/20 Gemini, I know you’re wondering...

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Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries 3/21-4/19 Oh, Aries, even though you’re super nice and you’ve done nothing but praise the universe this week, I have a bad horoscope for you. Totally unavoidable, but you will step on a Lego tomorrow. I’M SORRY. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I know that failed test has you...

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Campus Squirrels Found Dealing Heroin

Some of WOU’s furry friends were recently discovered to be furry fiends Thursday afternoon when an
immense underground substance-trafficking operation was uncovered in the garbage receptacle outside
Campbell Hall.

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