Aries 3/21-4/19 Jimmy is the one who’s been stealing your lunch from the break room fridge, Aries. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I know you want to break up with your boyfriend, but hold out for another week. He’s giving you a dog. Gemini 5/21-6/20 Gemini, I know you’re wondering...
Humor
Area man can no longer find place to break out “solid” Bill Cosby impression
With Bill Cosby facing multiple allegations of drugging and raping young women during his long career, local man Kyle Thompson hasn’t been able to find a suitable context in which to make use of his well-practiced impression of the comedian without seeming tasteless.
A letter from Donald Trump’s penis
It’s been a big week for me. I mean, huge.
Horoscopes
Aries 3/21-4/19 Oh, Aries, even though you’re super nice and you’ve done nothing but praise the universe this week, I have a bad horoscope for you. Totally unavoidable, but you will step on a Lego tomorrow. I’M SORRY. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I know that failed test has you...
Campus Squirrels Found Dealing Heroin
Some of WOU’s furry friends were recently discovered to be furry fiends Thursday afternoon when an
immense underground substance-trafficking operation was uncovered in the garbage receptacle outside
Campbell Hall.
