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Humor
This week in completely made up horoscopes
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This week in completely made up horoscopes
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This week in completely made up horoscopes
Aries 3/21-4/19 – Even if it’s sunny, bring your umbrella, Aries. Chances are it’ll rain if you leave it home. Taurus 4/20-5/20 – Don’t drink milk ever again, Taurus. The stars are telling me milk is the preferred beverage of your future nemesis. Gemini...
Valentine’s nay
By: Ashton Newton Hopeless Non-Romantic 50.2 percent of Americans are single, yet around the time of Valentine’s Day, stores fill up with heart shaped chocolates, roses and those atrocious teddy bears. As part of the 50.2 percent, I vowed this year to make good use of...
Happy Valentine’s Day?
By: Paige Scofield Natural Disaster Feb. 14th, otherwise known as Valentine’s Day, is a time of chocolates, cards, fancy dinners, broken hearts, love, frilly things, crippling self doubt, romance and candlelight. But people always seem to miss the most important...
By: Brian Tesch Advertising Manager For all of our lives, we were taught to use water to brew a cup of coffee in the morning. Let’s admit it: after a while, black coffee can be a bit dull. Until now, your only option was to buy either an expensive Keurig or espresso...
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The Candy Critic: Reese’s
By: Ashton Newton self-proclaimed candyman When I dig into a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, I know exactly what to expect. That perfect blend of chocolate and peanut butter melting in my mouth and, for just a second, washing away every worry in the world. Reese’s are...
It’s the great drunk review, Charlie Brown
By: Paige Scofield News Editor Note: this article was edited for readability. So this is going to be less of a review and more of an I watch-I think-I type kind of situation. This is indeed a drunk review of the classic: “It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown”....
