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Harper Lee’s posthumous masterpiece
By: Darien Campo Literary Critic It’s barely been a year, and readers around the world are still mourning the tragic loss of literary-giant Harper Lee. In only two books, Lee opened the hearts and minds of generations to a world of honesty and raw humanity. Harper...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
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Horoscopes
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This week in completely made up horoscopes
Aries 3/21-4/19 Time to start spamming social media about how hard your one online final is going to be. Taurus 4/20-5/20 Remember to renew your Amazon Prime membership, Taurus. Otherwise you’ll be looking at overdraft fees and will have no one to blame except...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
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This week in completely made up horoscopes
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This week in completely made up horoscopes
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This week in completely made up horoscopes
Aries 3/21-4/19 – Even if it’s sunny, bring your umbrella, Aries. Chances are it’ll rain if you leave it home. Taurus 4/20-5/20 – Don’t drink milk ever again, Taurus. The stars are telling me milk is the preferred beverage of your future nemesis. Gemini...
Valentine’s nay
By: Ashton Newton Hopeless Non-Romantic 50.2 percent of Americans are single, yet around the time of Valentine’s Day, stores fill up with heart shaped chocolates, roses and those atrocious teddy bears. As part of the 50.2 percent, I vowed this year to make good use of...








