The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Romantic Advice!

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Gyrating hips.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Have you read Killing Stalking? It had a lot of helpful tips

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Don’t change who you are as a person just to please a crush

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Sometimes, in life and in love, risks must be taken.

Leo 7/23-8/22

Find a sugar daddy on Omegle and call it a day

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Romance is dead. Lie in your grave

Libra 9/23-10/22

Idk Mercury is in retrograde or something, good luck I guess

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Honestly just shoot your shot, the worst thing that can happen is they say ‘no,’ right?

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

get drunk and watch a movie with your partner, RESPONSIBLY

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

You don’t have to be in a relationship right now to know your self worth, let life progress naturally. You might be surprised what comes your way.

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Listen to boyfriend ASMR in the dark and pretend that you’re not lonely

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Most times love will lead to tears. I cry everyday anyway so it’s worth the risk.