The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Election Reactions
Aries 3/21-4/19
I never liked oranges anyways.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
The pink nippled community is at it again.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
lovely
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
Leo 7/23-8/22
Look! Another powdery old white man won the old white man contest. WHAT AN UPSET!
Virgo 8/23-9/22
I’m blue da ba dee da ba daa
Libra 9/23-10/22
How ya doin’ champ? Go take a few laps and walk it off, we’ll be fine.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
They wigged the ewection uWu
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Are we saved?
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
you’re fired lol
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
I’m tired and I hate it here.
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
I didn’t look at my phone once last week.
