This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Everything is fine. It definitely wasn’t a bad idea to start all your assignments for your online class during finals week....

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] It’s time to put the leftovers down and do the twenty assignments you put off and said you would do during Thanksgiving...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars foresee a large number of leftovers in your near future. Maybe you could hook us up with some mashed potatoes....

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Humor: The eternal debate: do cats have elbows or knees?

Humor: The eternal debate: do cats have elbows or knees?

Chrys Weedon | Entertainment Editor CATS HAVE ELBOWS AND KNEES Cats are quadrupeds, meaning they walk on all four limbs. Some mistaken people would argue that because they have four legs, cats have four knees. This, however, is not an anatomic fact. Bridget Parker, a...

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Humor: Night of the living dead mascots

Humor: Night of the living dead mascots

Lake Larsen | Sports Editor Western has never been good at commitment. In the 156 year history of the school, Western has been called by six different names. While the name changes actually represented the changes in the school’s curriculum, Western’s changes in other...

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