[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars foresee a large number of leftovers in your near future. Maybe you could hook us up with some mashed potatoes....
Humor
This week in completely made up horoscopes
Compiled by The Western...
Humor: The eternal debate: do cats have elbows or knees?
Chrys Weedon | Entertainment Editor CATS HAVE ELBOWS AND KNEES Cats are quadrupeds, meaning they walk on all four limbs. Some mistaken people would argue that because they have four legs, cats have four knees. This, however, is not an anatomic fact. Bridget Parker, a...
This week’s horrorscopes
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Humor: Night of the living dead mascots
Lake Larsen | Sports Editor Western has never been good at commitment. In the 156 year history of the school, Western has been called by six different names. While the name changes actually represented the changes in the school’s curriculum, Western’s changes in other...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
Compiled by The Western Howl...
This week in completely made up horoscopes
Compiled by The Western Howl...
10 Commandments of College: Class Edition
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Mad Libs
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Rick and Morty fan becomes “Meme Singularity”
Darien Campo | Designer This weekend, a fan of the popular Adult Swim show “Rick and Morty” achieved a perfect state of condensed internet humor, which scientists refer to as a “Meme Singularity.” The event occurred on Oct. 7, at a Portland McDonald’s. The popular...
