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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars foresee a large number of leftovers in your near future. Maybe you could hook us up with some mashed potatoes. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] Remember Taurus, it’s never too late or too early to take a nap. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5/21-6/20″] Happy Thanksgiving, Gemini. Pull out the stretchy pants — we’re eating a WEIRD amount of green bean casserole. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6/21-7/22″] Can no one see what is happening here… I guess that’s fine given the current brain activity used elsewhere. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7/23-8/22″] Pikachu or Eevee. Decisions, decisions… [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8/23-9/22″] Your procrastination is gettin’ preeetty intense, Virgo. You should probably do something about that. At some point. Whenever you get around to it. Or not. Whatever. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9/23-10/22″] The stars say your Thanksgiving dinner should be the food equivalent of ‘go big or go home.’ [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10/23-11/21″] You really should buy the stars a new computer, Scorpio. We do a lot for you. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11/22-12/21″] Hey Sagittarius, your mom keeps calling us and asking for your Christmas list. You really need to start working on that. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12/22-1/19″] Dead week is upon us… the due date for all the work you’ve put off since Week 1 is approaching… yeah, you’re on your own. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1/20-2/18″] Now comes the biggest decision of your life Aquarius: do you fill your plate up for 3rds of mash potatoes and gravy, or save room for the eventual pie? [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2/19-3/20″] Ahh, end of term. Time to make a second home in the library. [/fruitful_tab]
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