Humor

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] I’m having me time, get out. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] A great way to achieve...

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″]All quarantine has taught me is that I’m a procrastinating disaster hamster. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab...

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] You? ME? Who? We!  I’m okay, I swear. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] Twizzlers solve...

  [fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] What’s a sleep schedule? I wake up and I pass out when I want!! You don’t control me (ง’̀-‘́)ง...

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Wake up 3 minutes before Zoom class. No exceptions. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] I’m...

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Prepare… [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] ‘Tis almost your time… watch out gemini...

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] AYYY BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] Just give up already, not...

HOW YOU DOIN’ I want you to bang me like how the ed building’s automatic doors bang me Are you a beaver, cuz dammm! Are you https? Because you got me feelin’ :// I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together Are you Taco Bell sauce? Cuz gurl, you pretty mild. ...

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars have a message for Leo : you’re not my dad. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″]...