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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The Stars are still in a “suns out guns out” kind of mood right now. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] Hey Taurus, I hope you’re ready to SPRING into a new term. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5/21-6/20″] Glad to see you spent the entire Spring Break sleeping. You do you, I guess? [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6/21-7/22″] Suns out, procrastination out. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7/23-8/22″] I know it’s spring, but I’m still hoping for another snow day. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8/23-9/22″] Aight, let’s do this, Virgo. Ten more weeks ‘til freedom. Unless you’re taking summer classes. In that case, RIP. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9/23-10/22″] As the superior zodiac sign, we will avoid using “spring” puns in our horoscope unlike SOME signs. Now, are we ready to make Spring Term a breeze? [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10/23-11/21″] Have you ever met someone who is the human version of getting rick rolled? Or are YOU that person? [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11/22-12/21″] Over break, Eugene from the Try Guys named you the second best sign. He knows what’s up. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12/22-1/19″] Go ahead and order a large coffee with three extra shots of espresso on us, Capricorn. You’re gonna need it. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1/20-2/18″] It’s spring Aquarius, and you know what that means *ungodly gross sniffling sound* allergies. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2/19-3/20″] If they say bless your heart they think you’re stupid… *cries over cheeseburger* [/fruitful_tab]

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