This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] LET ME BE FREE [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may feel like a zombie, everything...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars know you’re excited to deck the halls and listen to those sweet, sweet pipes of Michael Bublé, Aries, but don’t...

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Campus Conspiracy Theories

Campus Conspiracy Theories

The Portal OK, hear me out. WHAT IF the art students are all in a cult? WHAT IF all the art on campus is strategically placed as part of a ritual to summon Cthulhu? WHAT IF those ridiculously flamboyant electric purple flowers outside of the Triple D–k (Ed)...

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From the humor section: Not-so-scary stories of our lives

From the humor section: Not-so-scary stories of our lives

Compiled by The Western Howl staff Caity: I was just three years old when my life was (almost) changed forever. Let me preface this by saying that I have been watching horror movies since I came out of the womb. I promise, I have good parents — and I turned out fine...

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From the humor section: Booze and reviews of “Mother!”

From the humor section: Booze and reviews of “Mother!”

Compiled by The Western Howl 21+ staff Halloween is just around the corner, and to get ourselves ready for all the horror, four 21+ staff members decided to sit down and write our absolute honest reviews of a psychological thriller we hadn’t seen before, “Mother!”...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Ooouh, Aries, all of your new pens are so nice. The stars wonder how long it’ll take this year before you lose them all....

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Tips from tots: Advice for those graduating

Tips from tots: Advice for those graduating

Caity Healy | Editor-in-Chief Needing a little bit of advice before you head off from Western? Don’t go to your adviser, go to the ones who will always be entirely honest — kids. Seven kiddos from the Child Development Center were ready to share their tips for all of...

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Humor: Personality quiz — which Western building are you?

Humor: Personality quiz — which Western building are you?

Caity Healy | Editor-in-Chief 1. By some miracle, you have a ton of free time on a weekday. What do you do with it? Nuzzle up by the fire, maybe read a book about human rights. Work on a project I’ve been putting off. It’s fine if I make a mess, it’ll be cleaned up....

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Oddly satisfying: the way Gru from “Despicable Me” says “Gorls.” [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus...

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