This week in completely made up horoscope

This week in completely made up horoscope

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Wake up 3 minutes before Zoom class. No exceptions. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] I’m...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Prepare… [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] ‘Tis almost your time… watch out gemini...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] AYYY BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] Just give up already, not...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars have a message for Leo : you’re not my dad. [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″]...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Round 1: FIGHT [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may think that was a good idea, but...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] 3 day weekends are great, until you spontaneously watch all of the Star Wars movies and now you’re behind 3 readings, 7...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Okay, so out of my 326 News Years Resolutions, only about 2 are do-able, but then like who cares about resolutions anyway...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] LET ME BE FREE [/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may feel like a zombie, everything...

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This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes

[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars know you’re excited to deck the halls and listen to those sweet, sweet pipes of Michael Bublé, Aries, but don’t...

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Campus Conspiracy Theories

Campus Conspiracy Theories

The Portal OK, hear me out. WHAT IF the art students are all in a cult? WHAT IF all the art on campus is strategically placed as part of a ritual to summon Cthulhu? WHAT IF those ridiculously flamboyant electric purple flowers outside of the Triple D–k (Ed)...

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