This week in completely made up horoscopes

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] LET ME BE FREE [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] You may feel like a zombie, everything hanging on by tendrils… but don’t worry — you’re so so so so sooooooooo close. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5/21-6/20″] Maybe let your twin take over for finals? The stars wish you good luck. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6/21-7/22″] Can I go home yet? [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7/23-8/22″] This is your call to action. What for? Who knows… but do something I guess… [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8/23-9/22″] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9/23-10/22″] pippity poppity give me the zoppity [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10/23-11/21″] Some advice while the end of the term nears: try eating honey every other day. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11/22-12/21″] IT’S SAGITTARIUS SEASON. K bye. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12/22-1/19″] Are you regretting putting off all of those assignments until now? Four days before they’re due? Same. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1/20-2/18″] Hold onto your last brain cell, Aquarius. You only need it for one more week. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2/19-3/20″] It’s cold af outside but not snowing. How am I supposed to get away with skipping class everyday this week without snow? [/fruitful_tab]

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