Esta semana en horóscopos completamente inventados

El personal de Western Howl

Theme: Election Reactions

 

Aries 21-4/19  

I never liked oranges anyways.

 

Tauro 4/20-5/20

The pink nippled community is at it again.

 

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

lovely

 

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

 

Leo 7/23-8/22

Look! Another powdery old white man won the old white man contest. WHAT AN UPSET!

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

I’m blue da ba dee da ba daa

 

Libra 9/23-10/22

How ya doin’ champ? Go take a few laps and walk it off, we’ll be fine. 

 

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

They wigged the ewection uWu

 

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

Are we saved?

 

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

you’re fired lol

 

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

I’m tired and I hate it here. 

 

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

I didn’t look at my phone once last week. 

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