This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Fall drink the signs would order!

Aries 3/21-4/19  

Ice water with whip cream

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Black americano with cream. 

Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Straight tears

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Throw caramel apples and candy corn in a blender

Leo 7/23-8/22

A Dutch Bros iced Kick-a-lator with cinnamon sprinks. With extra bro. Jump in my car and give me a kiss on the cheek, bro.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Pumpkin spiced thotte 😉

Libra 9/23-10/22

Something sexy, like the infamous Pumpkin Spice Latte

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

peppermint mocha bc I refuse to drink psls

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Venti cup filled with pumpkin cream cold foam. Don’t forget the pumpkin spice topping!

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Just straight caramel syrup and whipped cream in a pumpkin

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Sangria apple cider. Light on the cider cider, extra pinot grigio.?

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Starbucks. Grande Vanilla Bean Frappuccino. Blend in dried blackberries and one pump raspberry syrup. One scoop matcha in the bottom of the cup, one on top of the whipped cream topping.