April 15, 2026 | What the signs spend their tax returns on
Aries: responsibly saves 50%, the rest is fetish gear
Taurus: teeth
Gemini: fursuit savings account
Cancer: Plushies from their favorite TV show
Leo: Materials for a hobby started two days ago
Virgo: pokemon cards
Libra: Many, many Legos
Scorpio: Tickets to a concert in the middle of the desert in mid-July
Sagittarius: sims 4 packs
Capricorn: Chipotle
Aquarius: hamster
Pisces: probably owes taxes so… nothing?
