April 8, 2026 | The signs dealing with spring allergies
Aries: take a benadryl, it doesn’t work, take a benadryl, repeat until i black out
Taurus: unaffected due to being pure of heart
Gemini: has been practicing their snot blowing distance
Cancer: Wears a bee keeper suit every minute their outside
Leo: Attends every event despite their dad sneezes
Virgo: Doesn’t have allergies and is crashing out from having to deal with everyone else sneezing
Libra: Refuses to ever leave the house again until Winter comes back
Scorpio: brags that they don’t have spring allergies
Sagittarius: just deals with it
Capricorn: doesn’t actually have allergies but pretends they do to fit in
Aquarius: rubs eyes even though it makes it worse
Pisces: Has allergies but pretends they don’t to act superior to everyone else
