Feb. 25, 2026 | The Signs responding to someone asking them to “guess what?”
Aries: literally just ignores you
Taurus: “oh my god there’s a bomb”
Gemini: i knew it was an inside job
Cancer: That one person who responds with “your mom” to everything
Leo: “…it’s cancer isn’t it doctor?”
Virgo: bruh just tell me
Libra: What?!!!! (but very seriously concerned)
Scorpio: *blank stare*
Sagittarius: …here we go again…(Blank stares you)
Capricorn: “you’ve found where I’ve hidden the bodies, haven’t you?”
Aquarius: chicken butt
Pisces: “air travel has finally arrived in southern oregon?”
