Feb. 18, 2026 | The signs at Mardi Gras
Aries: thinks they’re all high and mighty for not getting messed up that night but they have every other night this week…
Taurus: stealing beads off other people for their collection
Gemini: is this how you found out shia labeouf got arrested during mardi gras? be honest
Cancer: A big plate of beignets
Leo: Eating king cakes to get rid of the taste of a bad drink
Virgo: Asleep in the streets
Libra: The one taking photos of everyone going crazy
Scorpio: says they’re gonna give up social media but later sends you 12 reels a day
Sagittarius: Taking too many shots and dancing on top of a table
Capricorn: swearing as much as they can because it’s what they’re abstaining from for Lent
Aquarius: drunk
Pisces: Walks around and says it’s a fun time but it isn’t as fun as some obscure county fair they went to when they were five.
