Feb. 4, 2026 | The signs as Super Bowl Performances
Aries: The nightmare blunt rotation of Janet Jackson, P. Diddy, Nelly, Kid Rock, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Simpson
Taurus: Fergie singing the National Anthem the entire time
Gemini: snoop dogg hogging all the weed
Cancer: The Weeknd covid-19 performance
Leo: Rihanna and her ASL interpreter
Virgo: Trisha Paytas performing her iconic King Tut Tiktok
Libra: Coldplay, Beyoncé, and Bruno Mars, but specifically Coldplay with the marching band
Scorpio: Maroon 5, when Adam Levine ripped his shirt off
Sagittarius: Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, Bad Bunny, J Balvin & Emme Muniz in 2020
Capricorn: Katy Perry and her nip slip
Aquarius: ICP (there will be uncomfortable old people)
Pisces: Kendrick Lamar, SZA and DJ Mustard. Specifically during the opening song (which is still unreleased by the way) “man at the garden” and “peekaboo”
