The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Giving advice to new students!
Aries 3/21-4/19
Drop out.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Pedialyte. Lots of pedialyte. Hydration station.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Use last year’s essays.
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Go to community college first—oh wait
Leo 7/23-8/22
Join clubs, go to social events, make connections with professors, get an internship, get a job. All at once. You totally will not burn out extremely trying to please everyone.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Coffee is your best friend. Literally, you’re not gonna survive without her.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Befriend people. Many people. Date everyone you meet.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
C’s get degrees. …or is it D’s, idk
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
College is more about the experience than actual learning. Skipping classes is totally fine as long as you’re out living life to the fullest.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Start budgeting, you’ll probably have to survive a couple months with only $13 dollars at least twice.
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Summer is over. Accept it and embrace Fall so you can enjoy it!
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Get some food in your stomach before/while drinking so you can drink more
