The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Romantic Advice!
Aries 3/21-4/19
Gyrating hips.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Have you read Killing Stalking? It had a lot of helpful tips
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Don’t change who you are as a person just to please a crush
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Sometimes, in life and in love, risks must be taken.
Leo 7/23-8/22
Find a sugar daddy on Omegle and call it a day
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Romance is dead. Lie in your grave
Libra 9/23-10/22
Idk Mercury is in retrograde or something, good luck I guess
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Honestly just shoot your shot, the worst thing that can happen is they say ‘no,’ right?
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
get drunk and watch a movie with your partner, RESPONSIBLY
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
You don’t have to be in a relationship right now to know your self worth, let life progress naturally. You might be surprised what comes your way.
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Listen to boyfriend ASMR in the dark and pretend that you’re not lonely
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Most times love will lead to tears. I cry everyday anyway so it’s worth the risk.
