The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Family conversation starters for Thanksgiving
Aries 3/21-4/19
Look Uncle Rob, I’m going to need you to stop sending me all lives matter memes on Facebook.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Mom, dad, I have something to tell you … I’m gay.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
*silently drinks cranberry juice during the entire dinner*
Cancer 6/21-7/22
I’m going to quit and get the fear.
Leo 7/23-8/22
I’m never going to another family dinner party. EVER
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Boycott Amazon.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Listen up aunties, stop asking me if I’m in a relationship. Tinder is rough around here.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
So how about them uh. SpOrts huh? Haha
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
So uhhhh.. I lost my virginity.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
I’mfailinghalfofmyclasses so April how’re the kids?
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
So I’m a BIG supporter of pineapples on pizza. Anyone else???
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
How about we discuss the rise and fall of capitalism?
