The Western Howl Staff
Aries 3/21-4/19
Who else is getting up at 6 a.m. to run? Just me?
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Let’s not and say we did…
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Yeah, no I’m going back to bed, later.
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Morsmordre!
Leo 7/23-8/22
FABULOUS JUST FABULOUS
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Mercury is not in retrograde. You can blame Earth for your problems.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Have a lovely cup of tea and talk with a stranger
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
No Scorp…io
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Contact the author at smartinez17@wou.edu
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Salad is just a vehicle for croutons, thanks for coming to my TED Talk
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Don’t mind me, just going to go casually have a breakdown in the men’s room, thanks.
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
“Suck it up and ask for help” – E.M. 2020
