The Western Howl Staff
Aries 3/21-4/19
Sometimes staying up until 3am watching docuseries isn’t the best idea but go off.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Astrology isn’t a lie and you should continue arguing with your parents about it. #fightthegoodfight
Gemini 5/21-6/20
*eats popcorn while watching Taurus fight with their parents*
Cancer 6/21-7/22
We’ve come to burgle your turts.
Leo 7/23-8/22
My apocalypse bingo card has a bingo, what do I win?
Virgo 8/23-9/22
I’ll be going back to bed after morning Zoom meetings and you should too
Libra 9/23-10/22
If the stars align right hopefully I’ll be a millionaire by the 22nd
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Excuse me while I avoid my class meetings so I can continue to binge Netflix shows
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
LET ME OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT pls 🙂 oh and don’t listen to capricorn 🙂
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Welcome back everyone, good to see you. Oh wait ⏤ waiting…??????? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Side note: sagittarius is lying, you should def listen 🙂
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Listen to a Virgo this week, for they are wise [(－－)]..zzZ
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Hey there delilah what’s it like there in 2021? Im 3 months away but tonight you look so pretty…
