The Western Howl Staff
Take a sip of egg nog when …
A family member complains about COVID-19
Someone mentions Kate Brown
A cousin wears a tail to dinner
Any family member impulse-buys off Amazon after a single recommendation
Someone tries to hit the high note in Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” and fails
If one of your younger cousins tries to hit the woah
A family member says the votes need to be recounted
A baby spits up and everyone says ‘awwww’
Your aunty shows off your baby cousin but it’s ugly :/
You film a tiktok (drink again if you post it)
You get socks as a gift
If your uncle brags way too much about the money he saved by going to Disney World during COVID
Your family still decides to invite those “family friends” you hardly know to dinner
