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April 1, 2026 | Isaac Garcia | Sports Editor
One-time NBA All-Star and Club 520 podcast host Jeff Teague has been the subject of speculation that he may, in fact, be a time traveler. It started off as a bit of a joke, with fans mentioning that it seemed like he was present for every single major event in modern NBA history.
He was there for the infamous Timberwolves practice where Jimmy Butler led the third-string unit to a win against the starters and won a championship with the Bucks in 2021 despite not playing much. After further investigation, however, it appears this extends even further than once thought. For starters, it seems as though Teague was present at Wilt Chamberlain’s famous 100-point game after a rare photo prior to the game showed Teague warming up with the remainder of the team. Unfortunately, it seems as though he did not capture video of the event. His appearance at this game is interesting as it took place in 1962 and Teague, as far as we know, wasn’t born until 1988. This isn’t all, though. Deep analysis of paintings from the Renaissance, Industrial Revolution and pretty much any other major historical event seems to have some sort of connection to Jeff Teague.
It’s still unclear how and why this is happening. Is he a vampire? Is he a part of some sort of time travel program? That’s still up in the air, but Teague and his cohosts, DJ Wells and B Hen, did not respond to requests for comments.
“Honestly, I don’t know either,” an anonymous former teammate said. “He never mentioned anything to me about it, but I guess he probably wouldn’t if it’s top secret, right?” When asked if this development could spur any action from the NBA, someone that was not Commissioner Adam Silver explained, “We’re looking into the situation, yeah. It’s just I’m not really sure what we would even do? He’s a one-time All-Star, I mean, if it was like LeBron or something that may be a big deal, but I don’t know. If he has some sort of alien or supernatural power and he decided to use it to be a one-time NBA All-Star, then I guess that’s his prerogative.”
As fans continue to piece together the puzzle that is Jeff Teague and his tendency to be everywhere, the podcast has continued on as normal with zero mention of the conversation currently surrounding his name.
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