Aries 3/21-4/19 Oh, Aries, even though you’re super nice and you’ve done nothing but praise the universe this week, I have a bad horoscope for you. Totally unavoidable, but you will step on a Lego tomorrow. I’M SORRY. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I know that failed test has you...
Humor
Campus Squirrels Found Dealing Heroin
Some of WOU’s furry friends were recently discovered to be furry fiends Thursday afternoon when an
immense underground substance-trafficking operation was uncovered in the garbage receptacle outside
Campbell Hall.


