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Oct 29 2025 | The Signs as Obscure Halloween Costumes Aries: The Festivus Pole Taurus: Bruce the shark from Nemo Gemini: definitely an offensive sexy nun Cancer: Playboy Bunny Leo: The “my leg!” guy from Spongebob Virgo: Punk Jojo Siwa Libra: Howard dressed up as...

Oct 22 2025 | The Signs as weird things children say Aries: “WHERE IS MY BLOOOOOD???” Taurus: “my dad has diabetes”  Gemini: “Wow, you’re really high!” talking about someone who’s just really tall Cancer: “He’s behind you” *The room is empty* Leo: “But I don’t want to...

Oct 15 2025 | The Signs at a Haunted House Aries: Runs ahead of you, waits for you at the exit and makes fun of you when you come out frazzled Taurus: gets scared and lowkey assaults an actor Gemini: way too friendly to the scare actors and keeps complimenting them...

Oct 8 2025 | The Signs as roommates Aries: swears they don’t hate you but won’t follow you on insta Taurus: NEVER wears their own clothes. Watch your closets, people. Gemini: Do they even exist..? Never been seen. Cancer: Constantly arguing on the phone with their...

March 12, 2025 The Signs as Dog Breeds Aries: Siberian Husky Taurus: Corgi Gemini: chow chow Cancer: Chihuahua  Leo: Vizsla Virgo: poorly bred pug Libra: White Poodle  Scorpio: Belgian Malinois Sagittarius: Chocolate Lab Capricorn: German Shepherd Aquarius:...

February 26, 2025 The Signs as Croc Jibbitz Aries: Harry Potter phoenix Taurus: Spider-Man Gemini: lightning mcqueen Cancer: mr. poopybutthole from Rick and Morty  Leo: mini croc. Virgo: is that… the duolingo owl? Libra: Cowboy Cat YeeHaw Scorpio: Vaporeon… you...

February 12, 2025 The Signs giving Valentine’s gifts: Aries: A custom bobblehead of themselves Taurus: They ARE the gift Gemini: A calendar with … unique photos Cancer: chocolate edibles  Leo: You’re supposed to get a gift? Virgo: Anti-aging cream (but it...

February 5, 2025 The Signs as types of cookies Aries: Red velvet with white chocolate chips Taurus: Thumbprint cookie Gemini: raw cookie dough Cancer: samoas  Leo: Oatmeal raisin  Virgo: too salty chocolate chip Libra: Sugar cookie Scorpio: Double chocolate...

The Signs as Crayola Colors: Aries: Literally all of them Taurus: Forest green Gemini: sassy salmon Cancer: brick red  Leo: Dandelion yellow Virgo: useless white Libra: Purple Mountains’ Majesty Scorpio: Screamin’ green Sagittarius: Razzmatazz Capricorn: Tickle...

The Signs as houseplants Aries: Bird of paradise Taurus: Poinsettia  Gemini: a dead fern Cancer: a dying cactus with a singular pink flower  Leo: Marble Monstera Virgo: a fake houseplant Libra: English Ivy Scorpio: Snake plant Sagittarius: String of pearls...