Aries 3/21-4/19
It’s getting too warm to wear fuzzy sweaters and I am livid
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Already drinking too much coffee every day and it’s only week 2
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Predicting the future by writing the horoscope for your own sign does not actually work
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Treat yo self and go buy those shoes you’ve been looking at
Leo 7/23-8/22
sdnfmdnfmd,fkhejhfjk.gldfjghf
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Give yourself a pat on the back.
Libra 9/23-10/22
channeling my inner doja cat and quitting school forever
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
I hope your enemies have a mediocre day.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Four inch heels may be uncomfortable, but intimidating everyone you meet is definitely worth the pain
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Screaming should be socially acceptable.
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
I am tired.
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
instead of doing hw, make some themed playlists instead 🙂