El personal de Western Howl

Theme: Family conversation starters for Thanksgiving

 

Aries 21-4/19  

Look Uncle Rob, I’m going to need you to stop sending me all lives matter memes on Facebook. 

 

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Mom, dad, I have something to tell you … I’m gay. 

 

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

*silently drinks cranberry juice during the entire dinner*

 

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

I’m going to quit and get the fear.

 

Leo 7/23-8/22

I’m never going to another family dinner party. EVER

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Boycott Amazon.

 

Libra 9/23-10/22

Listen up aunties, stop asking me if I’m in a relationship. Tinder is rough around here. 

 

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

So how about them uh. SpOrts huh? Haha

 

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

So uhhhh.. I lost my virginity.

 

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

I’mfailinghalfofmyclasses so April how’re the kids?

 

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

So I’m a BIG supporter of pineapples on pizza. Anyone else???

 

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

How about we discuss the rise and fall of capitalism?