Aries 21-4/19 

It’s getting too warm to wear fuzzy sweaters and I am livid

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Already drinking too much coffee every day and it’s only week 2

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

Predicting the future by writing the horoscope for your own sign does not actually work

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

Treat yo self and go buy those shoes you’ve been looking at

Leo 7/23-8/22 

sdnfmdnfmd,fkhejhfjk.gldfjghf

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Give yourself a pat on the back.

Libra 9/23-10/22

channeling my inner doja cat and quitting school forever

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

I hope your enemies have a mediocre day. 

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

Four inch heels may be uncomfortable, but intimidating everyone you meet is definitely worth the pain

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

Screaming should be socially acceptable.

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

I am tired. 

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

instead of doing hw, make some themed playlists instead 🙂