Aries 21-4/19 

It’s getting too warm to wear fuzzy sweaters and I am livid


Tauro 4/20-5/20

Already drinking too much coffee every day and it’s only week 2


Géminis 21/5-6/20 

Predicting the future by writing the horoscope for your own sign does not actually work


Cáncer 21/6-7/22

Treat yo self and go buy those shoes you’ve been looking at


Leo 7/23-8/22 



Virgo 8/23-9/22

Give yourself a pat on the back.


Libra 9/23-10/22

channeling my inner doja cat and quitting school forever


Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

I hope your enemies have a mediocre day. 


Sagitario 22/11-12/21

Four inch heels may be uncomfortable, but intimidating everyone you meet is definitely worth the pain


Capricornio 12/22-1/19

Screaming should be socially acceptable.


Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

I am tired. 


Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

instead of doing hw, make some themed playlists instead 🙂