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April Fools Day Issue Looking to rent a unicycle so I can quit school. Going to spend my days smoking dope and looking dope while doing it. Willing to leave collateral. I have three fists full of partially used lipsticks available. Colors are all variants of nude....

After the unsuccessful attempt to deport Justin Bieber to Canada, Citizens for an America Without Bieber, an organization created with the goal of deporting Justin Bieber, decided that sending the pop idol to Monmouth, Oregon would have to do.

  April Fools Day Issue When you find yourself down because your date stands you up, there’s always free wood behind Rice Auditorium.                                                                                       The life of dating a trash girl....

This week, March 8th, alternative rock duo They Might Be Giants released their 19th studio album “Phone
Power”. “Phone Power” is the third collection of songs from the 2015 revival of TMBG’s Dial-a-Song
project, in which they recorded and released a brand new song (with an accompanying video) every
week this year. The previous two collections of 2015 Dial-a-Songs, released earlier this year, were
“Why?” and “Glean”.

We’ve all known for a long time what to do if there happens to be something strange
in the neighborhood. That’s common knowledge: Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters.

When I saw the first trailer for “The Witch” over summer, I was hyped. A Puritan themed horror movie full of black magic and dancing goats was right up my alley. I saw it opening night, knowing it probably wasn’t going to be amazing, but a fun watch nonetheless.

Alright, thrift shoppers, if you’re like me, then you stayed up late and waited until “This Unruly Mess I’ve Made” dropped and then proceeded to listen to it on repeat for the next week.

Superheroes have been huge in movies lately. A little too huge, some might say, but they’ve been wildly successful nonetheless.

This may end up as my favorite Kanye album.