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14 Oregon mascots under scrutiny

By: Jenna Beresheim 
News Editor

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The Oregon Board of Education recently amended a previous ruling requiring 14 of Oregon’s public schools to pick non-Native American mascots.

Originally, all public schools with Native American mascots would have had to choose completely new, culturally-appropriate mascots by 2017.

Thursday, Jan. 21, the board approved a new amendment allowing schools to retain mascots under the condition that permission is given by one of Oregon’s nine tribes.

The original ruling, which occurred in 2012, threatened to remove state funding from schools that did not comply.

Before that, the Oregon Board of Education had spent years analyzing the state’s schools for discriminatory mascots after prompting from Native American leaders beginning in 2006.

The ruling requiring tribal consent had originally been considered in 2014, but was dismissed in a unanimous decision in May 2015.

Since then, state officials have spent time discussing the idea with each of Oregon’s nine tribes to create a middle ground where schools would be able to keep mascots while agreeing to teach students tribal histories and cultures, reported The Oregonian.

“The nine tribes don’t speak for every Native American person in Oregon or the students who have to go to these schools,” refuted Sam Sachs, the former chair of Portland’s Human Rights Commission for The Oregonian.

“The use of these names and mascots have a negative impact on students, especially their self esteem. There’s no research that says these mascots empower Native American people,” concluded Sachs.

In 2012, the list of 15 schools with Native American mascots were as follows: Amity Warriors, Banks Braves, Lebanon Warriors, Marcola Mohawk Indians, Molalla Indians, North Douglas Warriors, Oakridge Warriors, Philomath Warriors, Reedsport Braves, Rogue River Chieftains, Roseburg Indians, Scappoose Indians, Siletz Warriors, North Wasco County Eagle Indians, and Warrenton Warriors.

Nearly every mascot for these schools portrayed a Native American Brave in some shape or form, or the use of cultural symbols such as arrows and feathers.

Already a growing group of at least five Native American students plan to file a lawsuit against the Oregon Board of Education this upcoming spring, according to Sachs.

There are many conflicting thoughts in regards to the change.

“Proud to go to a game and holler, ‘Scappoose Indians!’” said Cliff Collins, a Scappoose resident for 40 years, to KATU.

“My kids went to school here, graduated here. It’s always been the Indians,” Collins continued.

On the other end of the spectrum, Barbara Bolster, who also lives in Scappoose, disagrees with Collins.

“It’s common sense in my opinion. Let’s be respectful of those people,” Bolster said to KATU.

Reyn Leno, a tribal council chair of the Confederated Tribes of Grand Ronde, will be a crucial player in making decisions for nearby school districts looking to change mascots.

“Now we’ll have the opportunity to say, ‘you change it or you get rid of it,’” Leno told KATU.

“We are native people. We’ve been here forever and hopefully we will be here forever in the time to come. We should be making these decisions,” finished Leno.

Sarah Palin discusses Trump endorsement with Wolves

By: Katrina Penaflor 
Managing Editor

Sarah Palin and her gun slinging, rapid rhyming, sweater-that looks-like it’s-made-of-needles ways are on a fast track of promotions for presidential hopeful Donald Trump.

After her recent endorsement during a speech in Ames, Iowa, Palin met with two wolves–yes, animals–to discuss why she thinks Trump should be our next president.

The wolves graciously asked me to type up the article because they are wolves and don’t understand how to work a computer.

Here is a retelling of their interview with Palin.

“I feel very comfortable with you,” said Palin, upon meeting the wolves. “You feisty-like-me animals, you soft, loving creatures, you hard workers, always the ones to lend an ear when I’ve got somethin’ to say.”

The wolves nodded in response before they asked Palin why she is supporting Trump. Or what about his campaign led her to her endorsement.

“I’ve seen through my oddly frameless eyeglasses at least 65 percent of the episodes of ‘The Apprentice,’” Palin said. “And not the regular one, the celebrity one. That was enough to convince me that this man could run our country.”

She then winked back at Trump who stood awkwardly behind her. Although, due to his stance, it may or may not have just been a cardboard cutout of him.

“We need a Commander in Chief, Chief Keef, Kiefer Sutherlund-type to take control of our country,” added Palin.

The former Alaskan governor continued to shout out acronyms that sounded oddly similar to names of drugs before she finished the interview with, “Yes, I would absolutely make an excellent Vice President alongside Mr. Trump here.”

But this final response confused the wolves because they had asked Palin where she purchased her sweater.

When they tried to ask the question again, Palin pointed her fingers like guns and said “Pew, pew,” before shaking the wolves’ paws and leaving the interview with a smile on her face.

The accuracy of these events may be skewed due to the wolves’ poor penmanship and their inability to retell events. For questions regarding this story please contact TheseAreNotRealEvents@omgmail.com

Squirrel “militia” takes over Mount Hood conference room

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By:Katrina Penaflor 
managing editor

Last Tuesday campus was in shock when a rampant group of angry squirrels took over a medium-sized conference room in Valsetz dining hall.

“Nobody really knows what point they are trying to make. Or why they believe they have the right to do what they’re doing. They just keep pointing at the ground and stomping their feet,” said a faculty member who was monitoring the incident.

“I’m worried,” said onlooker Marissa Barrer, who may or may not be a student at Western (I forgot to ask.) “I’m pretty sure the max capacity for that room is like 35. I overheard someone saying there were 40 squirrels in there. That’s five over the limit.”

The university quickly posted a message on their website stating that due to these events, campus would be delayed until noon. They also urged students to stay away from any potentially dangerous areas on campus.

Many students were disappointed, hoping for a full day off.

So far the only people who have been able to breech the aggressively unarmed squirrels were two theater arts majors. They managed to dress and act like squirrels in such a convincing manor that the group welcomed them into the room with open arms.

The students were sent in an attempt to communicate with the squirrels and settle the situation.

“Yeah, that didn’t work,” said Richard, one of the students in disguise. “No one from the militia talked to us. I’m not even sure they really knew what they were going to do next.”

Linda, who accompanied Richard, said, “I’ve been working on a squirrel-hostage-situation monologue for weeks, it was sheer fate that this opportunity came to me at this moment. My performance today, I dare say, is some of my best work.”

In a recent turn of events, an anonymous note, that is believed to be from the squirrels, was delivered via carrier pigeon to Monmouth Police reading “Send snacks. Preferably Planter’s brand honey-roasted cashews.”

A secretary at the police station said she was temporarily taken aback by the literacy of the squirrels. “They didn’t strike me as the most educated animals out there, but after reading this I’m afraid of what they could be capable of.”

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Oregon Department of Energy overdue for makeover

By: Jenna Beresheim
News Editor

On Jan. 14, the first joint legislative committee meeting of the year focused most of its attention on the Oregon Department of Energy.

“Senate President Peter Courtney and House Speaker Tina Kotek last month called for a ‘full and open Legislative overhaul’ of the agency, including the possibility of disbanding it altogether,” reports The Oregonian.

Many problems have been brought up in association with the Department of Energy, such as controversial sites for new energy facilities and some of the department’s policymaking activities.

One of the biggest problems, according to The Oregonian, will be finding lawmakers who are “prepared to dive into the agency’s many potentially embarrassing problems, and who it will call for testimony.”

Nearly $1 billion in energy tax credits have been issued by the Oregon Department of Energy since 2007 to support conservation and renewable energy projects by various businesses and government agencies.

A tax credit is given as an incentive, allowing taxpayers to subtract that given credit amount from the total owed to the state.

A large controversy the Department of Energy faces is the agency’s decision to allow tax credits to be sold at highly discounted prices to investors, often times at prices discounted more than the state allows.

“I’m hoping the committee will explore these issues in depth, and take steps to make sure it will not happen again,” said Sen. Doug Whitsett of Klamath Falls, a republican lawmaker, in an interview with The Oregonian.

Whitsett, along with four other lawmakers, urged both state and federal authorities to engage in a criminal investigation on the tax credit issues within the department last month.

“The state Justice Department and the FBI, for example, are currently investigating its issuance of nearly $12 million in tax credits to support the installation of solar panels at Oregon State University and the Oregon Institute of Technology,” continues The Oregonian.

This brings Western into a possibly sticky situation in the future, with Ackerman being one of the first large-scale residence halls in the nation to achieve a LEED platinum rating.

LEED, or Leadership in Energy & Environmental Design, is a green building certification program that recognizes best-in-class building strategies and practices, according to the U.S. Green Building Council.

The point system is as follows: Certified at 40-49 points, Silver at 50-59 points, Gold at 60-79 points, and Platinum at 80+ points.

“Rooftop solar thermal panels pre-heat water and air for use in the facility, resulting in a 50% reduction of potable water usage and a 35% reduction in energy consumption,” reports Western Oregon University Housing.

Ackerman uses rooftop solar ducts to extract heat energy from the sun as well as thermal panels to preheat domestic hot water.

“The Peter Courtney Health and Wellness Center received the LEED Gold certification from the U.S. Green Building Council, to obtain this Western Oregon University Peter Courtney Health and Wellness Center employed numerous sustainable features, from the management of storm water runoff to the use of natural ventilation in the building,” states a university report.

If WOU continued on the path to solar panel usage for electricity, or to receive tax credits in return from the Oregon Department of Energy, the university may find itself in hot water as well.

The plan that Gov. Kate Brown has proposed would restructure the entire Oregon Department of Energy in every regard, and is planned to restructure Oregon’s energy supply by 2040.

The reformation plan would eliminate coal-fired energy, which in turn would result in over half the consumers receiving renewable energy instead.

“The Governor supports charting a course to lower greenhouse gas emissions and believes expanding the availability of renewable energy in Oregon is one way to make a meaningful impact,” said Chris Pair, a spokesman for the governor, to The Oregonian.

The next meeting is planned for Jan. 29 to allow an insight into the bill from a utilities standpoint. Within a week, the state could see the biggest change in history to Oregon’s energy policy.

Students experience a preview of poverty

By: Jenna Beresheim
News Editor

On Jan. 21, about 60 participants assumed the roles of 26 different families struggling with poverty-induced limitations.

The event took place during Martin Luther King, Jr. week in remembrance of King’s antipoverty movement known as the Poor People’s Campaign in 1968.

“King planned for an initial group of 2,000 poor people to descend on Washington, D.C., southern states and northern cities to meet with government officials to demand jobs, unemployment insurance, a fair minimum wage, and education for poor adults and children designed to improve their self-image and self-esteem,” reports Stanford University’s King Encyclopedia.

King’s actions have not been forgotten.

With poverty continuing to be an issue to this day, students partook in role playing to experience a problem that Martin Luther King Jr. fought to end in the 1960’s.

The poverty simulation allowed students to experience what living month-to-month is like for a typical low-income family.
Those 26 low-income families were formed within a large room with the families seated in small groups towards the center of the room.

Along the perimeter of the room, tables represent available services and community resources for the families to make use of as needed.

Some goals of the simulation may seem simple: keep the family intact while providing basic necessities, such as shelter.
In order to achieve these goals, the families had to make difficult choices, including pawning off items or scraping together enough money to buy a bus pass to the pawn shop.

“The latest figures from the American Community Survey show 16.7 percent of Oregonians live below the poverty line,” reports Oregon Public Broadcasting.

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the poverty rate in 2014 was 14.8 percent, meaning that 46.7 million people lived in poverty.

The simulated families range from both parents working, to one parent working, to the children also trying to make ends meet, and every variation in between. Poverty can affect an entire family, including children under 18.

The poverty rate in 2014 for children under age 18 was 21.1 percent, while the rate for people aged 18 to 64 was 13.5 percent, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

By garnering a greater grasp of what it meant to be impoverished and to experience another human’s struggle, participants became more aware of not only their privilege, but how to assist the community.

According to Stanford University, the Poor People’s Campaign “succeeded in small ways, such as qualifying 200 counties for free surplus food distribution, and securing promises from several federal agencies to hire poor people to help run programs for the poor.”

The goal of the simulation was ultimately to raise awareness, but also to encourage students and other participants to make a difference against poverty.

Senator Wyden visits Polk County

By:Alvin Wilson 
Staff Writer

Oregon Senator Ron Wyden visited Polk County on Jan. 16 to hold one of his annual open meetings.

Wyden has made it a point to visit every county in Oregon at least once a year. This was his 762nd town hall meeting since he became an Oregon senator in 1996.

Here is what Wyden had to say about some of the topics covered during the meeting:

On the militia occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge:

“It is very understandable that the people in Eastern Oregon are frustrated about the economy. It is also frustrating, and understandably so, that they feel the government doesn’t much listen to them.

Obviously this is putting a lot of stress on the people of Harney County, and it cannot be allowed to go on … I want it understood: once this issue is resolved, I expect that there are going to be appropriate legal consequences.”

On gun control:

“A number of years ago, a man by the name of Jay Dickey added a provision into law that barred the government from doing any research into the causes of this recent gun violence. I say let’s get some serious, objective research going to take a look at these things.

The real question for me is whether, after another attack, we get to the point in America where we just shrug our shoulders and say ‘that’s the way it is.’ That’s not good enough for me. I am for some practical steps that are completely consistent with the second amendment.”

On making higher education more affordable:

“I am the author of the American Opportunity Tax Credit, which provides up to $10,000 of relief for students in college. Now, obviously $10,000 isn’t all you need to pay for college, but it’s a decent start.”

“There are two other matters I’m working on that are not law. The first would create the first ever federal incentive for a state to freeze or lower tuition […] State colleges would be eligible for some federal help to reduce costs.

The second bill is the Wyden-Rubio Student Right to Know Before You Go Act.

It allows families to see what graduation rates were, debt levels, remedial education, and for the first time, what you would be likely to earn if you got a degree from that school.

One thing I like about this bill is that if one school is doing a good job at these things, the school that is not doing a good job better clean up its act, or they’ll be out of business. So for the first time you’re beginning to inject some marketplace forces into holding down the cost of college.”

Some of his responses weren’t taken particularly well, due to Senator Wyden being a Democrat and Polk County being mostly conservative.

But Wyden didn’t alter his views as a Democrat among conservatives, and he ended the meeting by acknowledging the differences between them.

“I’m sure you go home today disagreeing with me about one subject, two subjects,” said Wyden. “Maybe you walk out of here thinking ‘this fella doesn’t know much about anything.’ But I hope you go home today thinking that this is what the founding fathers wanted us to do. This is what they wanted it to be like.”

West Coast, best coast

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By: Jenna Beresheim
News Editor

On Jan. 2, the United Van Lines’ 38th Annual National Movers Study reported their 2014 results concluded Oregon as the top moved-to destination in the country.

66 percent of recorded moves from both in and out of the state were inbound, resulting in a 5 percent increase of inbound moves since 2013.

The top ten inbound states, from most to least, were as follows: Oregon, South Carolina, North Carolina, Vermont, Florida, Nevada, Texas, District of Columbia, Oklahoma, and Idaho.

“We’ve been tracking the number of inbound and outbound domestic moves for nearly four decades, and through our data are able to identify the most and least popular states for residential relocation year after year,” stated Melissa Sullivan, the director of Marketing Communications at United Van Lines on their website.

“This year we also surveyed customers to determine why they were relocating,” said Sullivan.
38 percent of new moves to Oregon were reported to be for a new job, while 29 percent were reported for retirement purposes.

“Oregon is gaining both older and younger people,” reports Michael Stoll, chair of the Department of Public Policy at the University of California, in a contribution to Forbes magazine.

“It has walkable neighborhoods, public transit, cool places to eat. It’s a big magnet for young people who want that kind of lifestyle,” continues Stoll.

However, the thing Oregon may not have for the younger generation is jobs.

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Oregon’s unemployment rate is at 5.7 percent as of November 2015, 0.2 percent above the national average.

California shares a similar unemployment rate with California, so some people could be moving north due to Oregon’s lower cost of living.

On the other end of the spectrum, the most outbound moves from states from most to least were: New Jersey, New York, Illinois, North Dakota, West Virginia, Ohio, Kansas, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and Connecticut.

Speculations about these moves focus on the higher rate of living in these areas, with New York charging an average of $3,000 for a one-bedroom in the city. That is triple the national reported average of $1,100, according to Daily News.

Illinois has lost a third of its manufacturing jobs and a quarter of its construction work, resulting in more unemployment and less desirability for prospective movers.

Stoll predicts that in upcoming years, New Mexico and California will begin to see more of an improvement to their inbound moves.

“With economic stability growing nationally, the current migration patterns reflect longer-term trends of movement to the southern and western states, especially to those where housing costs are relatively lower, climates are more temperate and job growth has been at or above the national average, among other factors,” concludes Stoll.