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Need a distraction? Here are a list of the best comedies sure to help

Never Retallack |  Entertainment Editor

  1. “I Love You, Man” (2009)

Directed by John Hamburg, “I Love You, Man” is a knee-slapping funny comedy, starring Paul Rudd, Jason Siegel, Rashida Jones, Andy Samberg and other big name actors. The film centers around Rudd’s character, Peter, who gets engaged to his girlfriend and it isn’t until the wedding planning begins when he realizes he doesn’t have many male friends. His journey to find his best man for the wedding includes a couple awkward ooooo man-dates, mistaken sexuality and the meeting of Siegel’s character, Sydney. This movie is full of awkwardness, strangeness and lots of Rush. Available on Amazon Prime.

 

  1. “Spy” (2015)

Paul Feig directed this masterpiece starring Melissa McCarthy, Jude Law, Jason Statham and other notable actors. The story revolves around McCarthy’s character, Susan, who works as a CIA analyst until her big moment comes where she must go undercover. The somewhat outlandish tale showcases German dancing, poison, ridiculous fake identities and most of all, empowerment. The movie is fun to watch as Susan becomes more confident and delivers intense battle scenes. Plot twists and intense action sequences padded by dry and witty humor is a crowd pleaser for all. Available on Youtube and Amazon Prime.

 

  1. “What We Do In The Shadows” (2014)

This masterpiece was created by two directors, Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement, who also happen to play two of the vampires in this mockumentary. The concept of the film is that a group of vampires — mostly notorious ones at that — have permitted a film crew to come and observe their lives. Viago, an awkward, quirky and love-sick vampire, acts as a peacemaker in his flat. Vladislav, or better known as, “Vlad the Impaler” is sexual, old-fashioned and hurt by an ex. Petyr, or better known as Nosfaratu, resides in the house as well, he also made Deacon and Nick, the two youngest, into vampires. This mockumentary is clever, weird and timeless in cinema, capturing the bizarre in the most hilarious fashion. Available on Kanopy, a site free for students.

 

  1. “Between Two Ferns: The Movie” (2019)

Scott Aukerman, director of the show “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” is also responsible for the movie adaptation. This mockumentary is painfully awkward with equal part hilarity. What could go wrong with having Galifianakis play himself while roasting different celebrities to please Will Ferrell? Prepare to be shocked, amused and horrified all at the same time; it is the perfect reward after a day’s worth of Zoom meetings and online readings. Word of advice, watch until the very end for hilarious bloopers. Available on Netflix.

 

  1. “Little Evil” (2017)

Eki Craig directed and wrote this modern tale of Antichrist hilarity, casting Adam Scott as Gary, a step dad struggling to connect with his twisted stepson, Lucas. This movie perfectly demonstrates common tropes around the Antichrist and uses references to horror films such as “Poltergeist” (1982) and “The Omen” (1976) to really draw in the audience. The obvious evilness of Lucas, the naiveness of his mother and a group of struggling stepdads who all see their children as the Antichrist make for one brilliant movie. Available on Netflix.

 

Contact the author at howlentertainment@wou.edu

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Art rethought and reproduced by the quarantined across the globe

Never Retallack |  Entertainment Editor

During this strange time, people are having withdrawals from all sorts of things in their lives, including going to art museums. Maybe painting or drawing isn’t a skill that everybody practices, but going to art museums is a great way to appreciate those who have honed such skills. 

Being quarantined limits that option, and in response, museums nationally are asking people to recreate famous paintings with anything they have at home and post it online. In the states, the museum that really kicked off this challenge is the J. Paul Getty Museum (The Getty). 

They challenged the public on March 25, and since then the number of people showing off their imagination and creativity has skyrocketed.

A couple other museums or art accounts doing the same challenge are Pinchuk Art Centre in Kyiv, Ukraine, and an Instagram account from Amsterdam called Tussen Kunst en Quarantaine (Between Art and Quarantine). This account is what inspired The Getty to start the challenge.

Complicated pieces with a lot of elements are intimidating to those up for the challenge. They use whatever is in their house — anything of similar color or shape to recreate the painting. People are also incorporating their animals or children to recreate classic pieces. 

Each interpretation of the paintings is hilarious and brings a smile to the face, a perfect remedy for times like these.

Going to an art gallery isn’t on the table, but there are still plenty of ways to interact with art in everyday life; if one is bored, trying to recreate a favorite painting may be a great solution.

Feel free to submit any of your own interpretations and send it to @thewesternhowl on Instagram to show us your creativity and imagination

 

Contact the author at howlentertainment@wou.edu

Photo courtesy of Guinevere PH Dethlefson

Demolished chances worldwide, how the Wolves “competed” in Nationals

Hannah Greene |  Sports Editor

Western Oregon’s Track and Field team is known for their success, having top finishers every season and sending multiple athletes to Nationals every year. This indoor season saw some top marks and finishes with promising futures for the spring season — particularly the Men’s Distance Medley Relay. The first leg saw Derek Holdsworth running the 1200; second leg, Gabe Arce-Torres running the 400; third leg, Max Carmona running the 800; and the final leg, Justin Crosswhite running the 1600. 

The Wolves’ DMR crossed into the top 25 rankings of 2020 NCAA DII Men’s Indoor Track and Field, giving them the opportunity of a lifetime — to compete in Alabama against the top-ranked schools in the country. As the Wolves traveled to Birmingham, Alabama on March 11, COVID-19 was starting to creep into everyone’s lives. The Wolves arrived, were welcomed with southern hospitality and continued their training for the big race. Though COVID-19 began to pick up, the NCAA DII Indoor Championships was still “on” — making changes to the meet, not allowing spectators, but still giving the athletes a chance to compete. However, on Thursday, March 12, the Wolves’ season came to an abrupt end with the NCAA stating there would be no meet due to the increasing effects of COVID-19 — disbelief filled the Wolves, to say the least. 

“The virus tore my final indoor meet apart,” said Holdsworth on the decision from the NCAA, “that (meet) could have led to more looks — instead it shows I’m just another 800 guy who’s run a respectable, but not world class, time, it’s extremely frustrating.”

Not only did the decision affect those who would have competed in the Indoor Championship, but it ended the upcoming spring season for all athletes, ripping away many “senior seasons.” 

“When I found out that the Indoor Championships got cancelled, I was really bummed for the guys and all the other GNAC athletes,” stated Grayson Burke, a senior on the Track and Field team. “But it never crossed my mind that the entire rest of the season would get cancelled.” The Wolves’ Track and Field team qualifies runners to the Nationals almost every year. Having the season taken away also ripped away the chances for multiple seniors. Due to COVID-19, all spring sports were cancelled, at every level, in every state. The NCAA granted eligibility to seniors, but that doesn’t mean chances weren’t lost. 

“I feel the NCAA did the right thing by granting full eligibility to all national qualifiers,” said Carmona, “but sadly I feel like this is just a minor Band-Aid over a massive wound — this may have been the last opportunity to compete on a national level, but I will no longer be at Western and therefore cannot compete.”

Yes, athletes were offered the chance to compete again, but this does not solve the issue for those who were on scholarships, partial scholarships, grants or even federal aid — those wanting to use the eligibility will still have to go to school and pay for that schooling, which not everyone is able to do. Some student athletes feel that the NCAA has a lot to improve on. “We were put in harm’s way simply for the meet to be cancelled the day before,” said Carmona about having to travel through major international airports to get to the National Championships. 

COVID-19 continues to affect athletes nationally and globally, leaving sports up in the air to the unknown. 

“The hardest part of all this is that being done was not my choice,” stated Burke after hearing the Spring season was cancelled. 

 

Contact the author at hgreene18@wou.edu

Illustration by Rachel Hetzel

Study-abroad students feel the effects of COVID-19

Sage Kiernan-Sherrow |  News Editor

COVID-19 has forced nearly everyone to adapt to new life changes and make unprecedented decisions. This is especially true for Western’s international students and students participating in the National Student Exchange or other study abroad programs. Some students had just barely begun their study abroad experience when news began circulating. And, as countries began closing their borders, students had a difficult decision to make — stay in place and continue their education as planned or return to their family members. In some cases, the decision had already been made. 

Assistant to the Vice President for Student Affairs, Emmanuel Macías, said, “the reality of NSE students in March was three things: making travel arrangements, processing the unfortunate reality that their exchange programs had come to a sudden end, and understanding how they would finish their course work remotely.”

Some students are able to continue their studies remotely, but the sudden program closures resulted in an inability for some students to meet the requirement of cultural immersion, according to Macías.

Over 160 colleges and universities are involved in the NSE program and the future for these programs seems unclear. At Western, virtual informational sessions are still being held for future participants, but out of the 11 Western students who were placed last year, several have already cancelled due to financial difficulties, a side-effect of COVID-19, according to Macías.

In response to this, the NSE program has allowed students to defer their enrollment an entire year, in some cases. But as Macías said, “there is a lot of unknown.”

 

Contact the author at howlnews@wou.edu

Illustration by Rachel Hetzel

Salem re-examines camping ban, provides at-risk homeless with housing

Sage Kiernan-Sherrow |  News Editor

Salem has long since had problems navigating the care of its most vulnerable citizens. For Salem’s homeless population, self-quarantine isn’t an option. Due to COVID-19, mass shelters can no longer be places of refuge and are instead considered potential cesspools.  In response to this, the city has made some changes. 

After months of enforcing it, Salem has repealed the homeless camping ban as of March 17, instructing the homeless population to place tents 12 feet apart and limit the occupancy to one person. For the first time in a long time, downtown Salem’s streets are clear. However, according to the Salem Reporter, some individuals are starving out of fear of leaving their tents during this time, and many programs usually dedicated to providing assistance have halted their efforts due to the pandemic, leaving Salem’s homeless population increasingly vulnerable. 

Amidst the most vulnerable of these citizens are the homeless with prior medical conditions that put them at higher risk of infection. The ARCHES project, “the largest emergency housing provider and homeless services agency in Marion and Polk Counties,” according to their website, has dedicated themselves to identifying individuals at higher risk and finding housing for them during the pandemic. As of now, over 100 individuals are currently being housed in local hotels. 

According to the Statesman Journal, the individuals staying at these hotels have made an agreement that there will be no drug use nor will they let guests stay overnight during their stay. 

With no current understanding of when the pandemic will come to an end, how long these measures will last is unclear. 

 

Contact the author at howlnews@wou.edu

Photo by Sage Kiernan-Sherrow

Opinion: No postponement, shame on WOU

Caity Healy |  Managing Editor

I remember feeling the pit in my stomach and my heart skipping a beat as I checked my email on April 9, and saw an email from President Rex Fuller with the subject line “Commencement 2020.” I knew this email was coming, as most students did, but I truly thought it would read differently. When I opened it up, I saw the following statement:

“After deep deliberation, the university has decided to present the 163rd Commencement Ceremony as a virtual event,” followed by, “…we believe hosting a virtual ceremony at the scheduled time is a better alternative than postponement because we want to celebrate with students and their families during graduation season.” It then added that they’re “…considering a possible recognition event at Homecoming 2020.”

Immediately, I was heartbroken. Many of my friends were, too. Some told me they started crying when they opened that email. Some told me they were livid. And some, like me, were simply disappointed with the decisions made by Western’s administration. 

“When I heard that graduation was online, and not postponed, I cried,” said senior ASL/English interpreting major Lexi Osborn. “I have worked for four years to walk across that stage with my classmates and friends, and the reality that it will not happen is something that I will grieve for a long time.” 

Here’s the thing, most of us knew that the June ceremony was not going to happen. I genuinely applaud Western for letting us know when they did, so we had time to cancel any plans we had arranged. It shows that they prioritize student safety and health, and I’m grateful for that. I think most of my peers are understanding of the fact that there are guidelines that have to be followed, and we aren’t upset at Western for following those guidelines.

However, many of us are upset, and rightfully so, at the fact that our thoughts and opinions were not even considered in making this decision. Look at how that statement I included was worded. “We believe.” We. Who is ‘we’? It’s certainly not the student body who has worked so relentlessly to earn their degree and earn the right to walk at a ceremony celebrating our achievements. For everything we’ve given back to this school and this community, including all the money we spent to earn this degree, it seems only appropriate that we should have at least some say in what our Commencement will look like. And, personally, the fact that they’re “considering” a “possible” recognition event honestly felt like they were kicking us while we were down. Why ‘considering?’ Why just ‘possible?’ Why aren’t we worth the guarantee?

What makes this all the more upsetting is looking at how many of Western’s neighboring schools approached this issue. On April 9, President Miles K. Davis of Linfield College posted a video of him personally announcing that their ceremony would be postponed. Oregon State University sent a survey to their students, and after receiving over 2500 responses, decided to postpone their ceremony. On April 9, Chemeketa Community College announced that they are postponing their ceremony until December. Notice a trend? Most are postponing, and several asked for student opinions before making a decision.

Students at Western were so upset by this announcement that one senior, psychology major Sarah Porter, even decided to create a petition on change.org to convince Western to hold their ceremony at a postponed date. As of April 14, this petition has 2349 signatures.

“The ultimate goal of this petition is to urge the senior executive board at (Western) to reconsider a plan of postponement,” Porter said. “Our seniors deserve a real ceremony that allows for closure of a huge chapter in our lives.” Porter also added that she wants “this petition to give a voice to all of our seniors who did not get to express their opinion before the decision was made, unlike other universities that sent out polls regarding their 2020 Commencement.”

I don’t want my last memory of Western to be a laggy, low-camera-quality ceremony where I sit on my couch and watch as one by one, speakers freeze on my screen because I couldn’t afford the high-speed internet necessary for such an event. This isn’t what I looked forward to for four years. I hope that Western rethinks their decision, and does what is truly best for its students. While I recognize that not all students will be able to make it back for a later ceremony, it seems that many of us, at least the 2349 who signed the petition, recognize that this is the best alternative for the majority of students. I want my last memory of Western to be filled with a feeling of pride and community. Because as of right now, the main thing I’m feeling towards this administration is simply disappointment and shame.

 

Contact the author at chealy16@wou.edu

Photo by Caity Healy

This week in completely made up horoscope

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] Wake up 3 minutes before Zoom class. No exceptions. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] I’m zooming out…bye [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5/21-6/20″] Just like how professors knew you were texting in class, professors know you’re playing Animal Crossing on your switch during Zoom. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6/21-7/22″] I wish my Zoom meeting would get hacked by someone interesting … like Jeff Goldblum and his astounding lesbian energy. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7/23-8/22″] lol [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8/23-9/22″] What Sag said…Good luck. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9/23-10/22″] zoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOooOOOO00O000ooonm

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[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10/23-11/21″] It’s okay to wear no pants when you’re Zooming, they can’t see much anyways. Be comfortable in these uncomfortable times. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11/22-12/21″] I have no zoom meetings this term, so idk what to tell y’all. Good luck? lmao. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12/22-1/19″] Pro tip: make yourself look sad during your Zoom meeting so the professor won’t call on you. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1/20-2/18″] You think Zoom is only for class? Amateur. I use it to hold my daily sob sessions with my cry guys. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2/19-3/20″] Zoom? Zoom who? The only “Zoom” I know is the PBS series I used to watch as a kid. Best part of my day. [/fruitful_tab]

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