April 22, 2026 | The signs as forest creatures
Aries: a dryad with fire magic who constantly burns themself
Taurus: Elf
Gemini: somehow ended up as a tiny little shrimp
Cancer: The troll that lives under the bridge in Dora the Explorer
Leo: A fairy that can only do taxes
Virgo: Mina herself
Libra: MOTHMAN
Scorpio: the Lorax
Sagittarius: Big foot with shaved legs
Capricorn: Three goats in a trench coat pretending to be Bigfoot
Aquarius: Hamster
Pisces: A bear that avoids being hunted for ten days
